Microk
Is a hipster piece of shit that likes to to nothing but play call of duty and bully others around him so they can feel good about themselves.
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Micro Weenis
The smallest form of measurement know to humanoid and alien beings in far far far away galaxies. Formally known as the Planck.
A supremely tiny speck of dust was hangry to be mistaken for a Micro Weenis. Luckily the SHUTTHEFUCKUPS aren't far behind. DICTIONARY ;)
Micro Weenis by Dezdashat May 16, 2020
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microchip
Person 1: Hey bro, when are you getting microchipped
Person 2: Never, I don't want to be controlled by Bill Gates
Person 2: Never, I don't want to be controlled by Bill Gates
micro console buyer man
micro console buyer man by cheeseman132 April 5, 2021
micro-dating
when you’re not exclusively dating someone but intermittently experience sentimental moments with a special person
Linda: Last night Topher and I went to the park and he pushed me on the swings
Tiffany: OMG are you guys together
Linda: No we’re just micro-dating but maybe one day he will wife me up
Tiffany: OMG are you guys together
Linda: No we’re just micro-dating but maybe one day he will wife me up
micro-dating by ybtfny July 13, 2019
Micro-American
Micro-American by JRKJR October 24, 2009
micro depression
The little sadness that lives in all of us.
Everyone is sad then and when, it is probably just a micro depression.
In other words: the small sad
Everyone is sad then and when, it is probably just a micro depression.
In other words: the small sad
micro depression by Dplkrz February 16, 2021
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