Microk

Is a hipster piece of shit that likes to to nothing but play call of duty and bully others around him so they can feel good about themselves.

That guy is being a real Microk

by Fmfallday June 23, 2016

Micro Weenis

The smallest form of measurement know to humanoid and alien beings in far far far away galaxies. Formally known as the Planck.

A supremely tiny speck of dust was hangry to be mistaken for a Micro Weenis. Luckily the SHUTTHEFUCKUPS aren't far behind. DICTIONARY ;)

by Dezdashat May 16, 2020

microchip

Being vaccinated for covid-19 (ie having a microchip inserted in you by Bill Gates)

Person 1: Hey bro, when are you getting microchipped
Person 2: Never, I don't want to be controlled by Bill Gates

by Dr. Fauci April 30, 2021

micro console buyer man

Scott the woz

Micro console buyer man only talks about stupid Nintendo games.

by cheeseman132 April 5, 2021

micro-dating

when you’re not exclusively dating someone but intermittently experience sentimental moments with a special person

Linda: Last night Topher and I went to the park and he pushed me on the swings

Tiffany: OMG are you guys together
Linda: No we’re just micro-dating but maybe one day he will wife me up

by ybtfny July 13, 2019

Micro-American

An American citizen deviod of height. A midget, shorty, leprechaun, gnome or munchkin.

Before the Fall of 2009 Micro-Americans were commonly refered to asmidgets or little people.

by JRKJR October 24, 2009

micro depression

The little sadness that lives in all of us.
Everyone is sad then and when, it is probably just a micro depression.

In other words: the small sad

-"You woke up suicidal today"
-"Nothing off the usual micro depression"

by Dplkrz February 16, 2021