Macon Bookmark

After sex, shit in any book and leave.

I fucked the librarian the last night so of course I gave her the Macon Bookmark as I left.

by 1_SHOt March 25, 2009

Mitch McConnell

The blue whale's anus can open 3.5 feet, making it the second largest asshole in the world next to Mitch McConnell.

I was so constipated from eating that cheeseball last night that my asshole stretched out to the size of Mitch McConnell when I took a shit this morning.

by Dr. Derpal J. Trump September 24, 2020

Mieon

A boy with such a big head that he needs to grow out his hair to hide it

'Hey, did you see that Mieon got a haircut?'
'Yeah, that boy head big as fuck'

by shiggyman3 December 6, 2019

Brad McConnell

A little old man, he tends to work twice as hard as anyone else while only getting half as much done. He is very small, but a master of karate, his mind is his dojo, he floats like a butterfly and stings like a weaker butterfly.

Man, I wouldn't fight Tim Lamay if I were you, he's a scary dude!
Are you kidding? He's a regular Brad McConnell

by RoderC January 8, 2019

Grand Unified Micronational

The second best micronational organization

The Cupertino Alliance is superior to the Grand Unified Micronational

by basedandreadpilled December 20, 2020

Micole

a sexy girl who can act shy but very unique

Damn she is such a Micole!

by hohohe October 16, 2011

Punty McOnebar

Nickname of Scott Player of the Arizona Cardinals, the only NFL player that wears a one bar face mask.

Punty McOnebar is out to punt.

by Steven Paul December 14, 2008