Methican

A meth head of mexican descent.

That methican stole my bike.

by Immakook October 22, 2015

Methicated

Someone who's self-medicates with methamphetamines how this

My brother is methicated he takes methamphetamines for his broken wrist

by Dannyboy273186 August 6, 2021

Mythical Inferno

Slang for the burning sensation while you pee caused by an STD.

The mythical inferno whenever he went to the bathroom was a cold, stark reminder never to frequent an Asian prostitute without protection.

by #ReachForTheSkylar June 2, 2013

methcarriage

A methcarriage is the unnatural death of an embryo or fetus in the womb. It takes place in the early stages of prenatal development prior to fetal viability as a result of methamphetamine abuse.

I could tell she was a tweaker because she had methmouth unfortunately she had a methcarriage at 8 weeks because she couldn't put down the pipe.

by Bruce Would January 29, 2015

mythical steez

Appearance of being stellar at skiing or snowboarding, but actually sucks. Can usually be spotted wearing steezey clothing while riding the magic carpet.

Look at Jerry's mythical steez over there on the magic carpet.

by EvanTheBestSkiierInHanover March 11, 2017

Mythical Politics

Mythical Politics, also refered as Political Mythicalism, Supernatural Politics, Political Supernaturalism or even as Mythicalism and as Supernaturalism, is a political movement and ideology that advocates mythicals (supernaturals) should participate of politics such as create political parties and even create mythical countries. Mythical politics usually advocates socialism, classical communalism and extraphysicism, and focused on counter speciesism and awtokism. But there is also right-wing mythical politics, that advocates neoliberalism, conservatism, bioconservatism, speciesism denial and awtokism denial.

"Mythical politics are going to be part of the politics of 2020's, since no one has thought on mythical politics before 2020's."

"Mythical politics shows that even supernatural and mythical beings can be subdivided into left-wing and right-wing."

by Full Monteirism January 2, 2021

Methicant

A methicant is of Mexican American origins. Although, he lives mainly around Caucasians and was born and raised in America he has such a thick Mexican accent you could confuse him with a Mexican that just arrived to America from a van. A methicant wants everybody to know and witness his thug life and thug mentality. Yet, lives with his homie at his homies' moms house on the block. The methicant never has his own whip yet is always driving a borrowed one, usually from a white girl with a meth problem. The methicant never has actual money. He prefers to use the tried and true old school bartering system. The methicant's only wear for trade is horribly stomped on Crystal methamphetamine, better known as, "nope dope." He calls all the women he encounters, "mija", although really it only means girl because he is of Mexican descent it steals puddle sluts hearts worldwide. The methicant is widely known for either serving bunk ass amphetamine, or serving nothing but taking money nonetheless. He is below average in height but makes up for it with a big bark. Although the methicant is virtually harmless, don't leave your checks, credit/debit cards, anything a pawn shop would take, collectible coins, or your girl in his reach. It's the way of the methicant to take them all as his own.

I can't believe you let that little methicant run with your money!!!

by Beautiful chaos September 21, 2016