From the Eagles hit, Hotel California. A clever play on words by Don Henley, sounds like Mercedes Benz but refers to it in a way that connotes decompression sickness, "the bends". The lady in question is so wealthy she's detached from reality to the extent that she has is a sickness.
by Evolved guppy January 13, 2015
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American: I love my Ford.
European: You are truly a fucking idiot, Mercedes and BMW rule the world.
American: I know, but since I am a lazy motherfucker I do not know these things, and I am too blind to see the truth.
European: You are truly a fucking idiot, Mercedes and BMW rule the world.
American: I know, but since I am a lazy motherfucker I do not know these things, and I am too blind to see the truth.
by BMW = BLACK MAN'S WISH May 18, 2003
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A kind of ecstasy that will fuck you up. It gets its name from the mercedes emblem on the front side of the pill.
by B-Loc November 24, 2006
Get the white mercedes mug.The FIRST auto maker to use a diesel engine in a production passenger car.
Known to be as strong as a brick, last 1 million miles, and get good fuel milage.
People in Finland can get over 400whp from turbocharged 3 litre Mercedes Diesel engines. (OM 603 and OM606)
Mercedes-Benz Diesel's are class leading engines in europe and quickly becoming common in america.
Known to be as strong as a brick, last 1 million miles, and get good fuel milage.
People in Finland can get over 400whp from turbocharged 3 litre Mercedes Diesel engines. (OM 603 and OM606)
Mercedes-Benz Diesel's are class leading engines in europe and quickly becoming common in america.
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that chicks 'mercedes'
by Elle and Tin September 1, 2008
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. Unnecessary volume
. Horny as fuck
. Touches everyone (aka- handsy)
. Hater blockers in action
. Raping of inanimate objects and/or people
. Mouth open
. Paparazzi status
. Unnecessary volume
. Horny as fuck
. Touches everyone (aka- handsy)
. Hater blockers in action
. Raping of inanimate objects and/or people
. Mouth open
. Paparazzi status
When you're drunk enough that you are time traveling and having the best time of your life- you are Mercedes Drunk.
by Badger Crew June 12, 2013
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Japanese cars have the almost the same long lasting qualities, but not the saftey and solid-ness.
American cars just blow.
Japanese cars have the almost the same long lasting qualities, but not the saftey and solid-ness.
American cars just blow.
Evan: I got into a car accident today, I was blind sided by a guy running a red light.
Adam: How are you at the gym, if you were in a car accident earlier today?
Evan: Because I was driving a Mercedes-Benz.
Adam: Wow, what kind of car was the other guy driving?
Evan: A Chevy Cavalier. Hes in intensive care at the hospital right now, he should be alright.
Adam: Its a good thing you spend a few extra bucks for a Mercedes, not only is it sexy looking, its also the safest mass-produced car on the market.
Evan: Yeah, im going to buy a new one tomorrow.
Adam: How are you at the gym, if you were in a car accident earlier today?
Evan: Because I was driving a Mercedes-Benz.
Adam: Wow, what kind of car was the other guy driving?
Evan: A Chevy Cavalier. Hes in intensive care at the hospital right now, he should be alright.
Adam: Its a good thing you spend a few extra bucks for a Mercedes, not only is it sexy looking, its also the safest mass-produced car on the market.
Evan: Yeah, im going to buy a new one tomorrow.
by Evan V January 17, 2005
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