Meerkat Wank

Similar to a danger wank in that the process involves masterbating while fully aware of the very real danger of being caught out, either by a parent, family member, work colleague, etc. The difference is that with a Meerkat Wank you are standing up whilst having a danger wank, and so are straining your head and neck whilst listening and looking out for anyone who might catch you in the act. Looking like a meerkat standing sentry on it's rear legs as you do so.

I was that worried getting caught by my wife stroking one out the other night I ended up having a full on meerkat wank.

by G_inthehouse March 18, 2009

Meet The Spy

Proof that valve could easily make a movie. Very interesting, very awesome, and was leaked.

Dude 1: Did you see meet the spy yet?

Dude 2: Yes, before valve released it.

Dude 1: HOW?

Dude 2: Valve leaked it.

by FOKing (Enter Something here) June 9, 2009

Mearth

1.Getting fucked up on any drug allowing you to reach another state of consciousness (mearth)

2. Moon crashing into the Earth and forming Mearth.

3. Every picture ever drawn in history put together, an unfathomable being, much like god, transmearthformation

"We smoked an entire pound and took 5 hits of acid and I saw mearth"

"Do you want to go get mearthed"

"I am so mearthed"

by Gregorwulf December 28, 2007

swap meet

A place where people come to buy, sell and or trade various goods. You can find all kinds of goods at these types of places including electronics, clothes, furniture and so on. Similar to a flea market.

"I jacked a VCR from the swap meat last week."

"Got a VCR in the back of my car
that I ganked from the Slauson Swap Meet." Dr. Dre-The Day The Niggaz Took Over

"That stupid ass crack head is selling all his shit at the swap meet so he can buy more crack."

by IceWarm November 21, 2004

Meestering

When A.Meesters tells a tall tale, then whilst informing others- even within earshot- adds more and more farfetched lies to the story until the point where he has lied about a lie. Oh, and theres always bisexual girlfriends involved. Always.

1. Goddam it, stop your meestering

(Original Story)
Hey man! Just came back from the dentist's office. 2 cavities.

2 mins later...
Holy crap, I just came back from the wildest party, I went to *Insert random place here*, then I got totaly hammered and when I was walking back, I saw my ex-bisexual girlfriend and we smoked chop then we went skiing in July and then she fell asleep and I was bored so I went to the sewers and chatted with the teenage mutant ninja turtles. Splinter has a cold. Then a foot solider punched me and that's why my face is kinda numb. And I'm actually half eskimo in origin.

by The beater of the elderly April 6, 2007

meeties

Shorter way of writing "Meetings"

Have fun at your meeties

by mk2014 April 18, 2014

Meent

A person who is quiet at first and stays quiet until the end.
Doesn’t have many friends, because he keeps to himself a lot.
Most probably has a very sexy chick.
Some synonyms: honjo, kwant, penis, trash.
One thing you can be sure of a Meent, is that he will ALWAYS be on your side and he will give up his life for your wellbeing.

You won’t get a better friend than Meent
A Meent will hold a grudge against you untill the day he dies (a virgin)(because he is ugly) so be carefull what you do around him.

I love you Meent ;)

He gave up his life to save his brother, he did such an act of Meentery

Look how ugly he is, he must be a Meent.

My brother isn’t talking to anyone, he is being a Meent.

by Donkerman May 9, 2020