Being a Maud means being the most unique, optimistic and caring person on earth. Although, a Maud can be very chaotic, when they find the time for you they are the most pleasure and joyest company you can hang out with. Maud’s have a great feeling of responsibility towards solving all the pain, needs and issues of the world (in particular animals). Moreover, being a Maud means you get quite a lot attention and stalkers because your looks are gorgeous like all the worlds beautiness has been centered down to Maud’s heart and Maud’s body and face. Last, Maud’s are so sweet and kind that people with bad intentions may misuse them. However, good people will see their true hearts and will cherish their goodness with all the love they deserve and need.
Wauw that girl was just perfect, she got all you can wish to have and is worth more than gold. She is such a Maud.
by Novakoekie November 20, 2021
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Get the Maudmug. when somebody takes it up the ass from certain sponsor for payment for travel and/or training services. The "maude" for general cases would be the one expecting payment for goods and/or services. the "revenge" would be the act done that would be equal to monetary payment.
danny and....sponsor use "old maude's revenge" to settle payment
"old maude's revenge" is used as payment
old maude's revenge
"old maude's revenge" is used as payment
old maude's revenge
by chedder t January 12, 2009
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Get the old maude's revenge mug. A selfish prick that can’t take a joke and believes people can’t change. Often overreacts about things and gets offended by things to boost their ego.
by Sus sy amongus  November 22, 2021
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Get the Maudemug. by Acroultaore July 20, 2022
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Get the Maudemug. The most incredible person alive. She will open your mind and you will discover new things with her. Guys are really attracted by her. She always makes jokes and you shall never be bored with her. Call her Sara instead of Sara-Maude, she likes it better. Oh, and if you ever want to please her, bring some food with you. She will love you forever!
Look at that hot girl! She’s such has Sara-Maude.
Omg, you’re so funny! Stop being a Sara-Maude or I’m going to die laughing!
Omg, you’re so funny! Stop being a Sara-Maude or I’m going to die laughing!
by Tchinninni November 22, 2021
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Get the Sara-Maudemug. Maud is an amazing girl who you can always count on. She may take some time to answer your messages, but when she does, it will make up for everything. She's someone who always smiles and is very pretty, smart and funny. Maud says sorry way too much and is a chronic overthinker, but everyone loves her and she's very protective over her friends.
"Hey, have you heard about Maud? She doesn't think she will pass her exams."
"Really? She's so smart there is no way she will fail, and I'm in love with her as well!"
"Really? She's so smart there is no way she will fail, and I'm in love with her as well!"
by NietTristanOfzoEchtNi January 7, 2025
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Get the Maudmug. P1 "We went out last night and my girlfriend totally Maude Zombied me."
P2 "you gotta dump that bitch, she be showing you up."
P2 "you gotta dump that bitch, she be showing you up."
by TalkerBettyCrocker February 10, 2014
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