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Matthias Christian Hansen

A person who does stupid thing and uses the excuse the he has "gangbesvær". He must invade his "homies" house every Saturday because he is a lonely boi :(
"dude your acting like a real Matthias Christian Hansen right now"
by #pape power August 30, 2022
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Matthias Christian Hansen

A person who does stupid things and uses the excuse that he has "gangbesvær". He has be at his "homies" house every Saturday because he is a lonely boi. :(
"wow dude your acting like a real Matthias Christian Hansen right now"
by #pape power August 30, 2022
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Matthias Schweighöfer as Werner Heisenberg

Matthias is Heisenberg, not the breaking bad one but the quantum genius, mind = blown!
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing Heisenberg in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: It's Matthias Schweighöfer as Werner Heisenberg, quantum leaps in acting bro!
by courtofowls September 5, 2023
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Matthias

He is a show off with a tiny dick and tries way too hard on everything . His biggest accomplishment is being the ugliest person. Only number 1 he will ever get.
Jung: Man i dont want to be friends with a matthias
Luke:I know he is such a show off
Jung: yeah and he has a tiny penis
by anonymous November 10, 2021
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Matthias

Matthias is the meaning of a person that has an extremely tiny cock
An easy to kill guy named matthias.

Posseses zero skill to defend himself
by Matthiasbeyen December 1, 2023
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Sloppy Matthias

The act of using someone's hair as a fleshlight while sitting on their penis.
Matthias: good gosh my hairs now covered in cum

Oliver: I guess that's why they call it a Sloppy Matthias!
by anonymous April 24, 2025
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