Matrecide 

mat-re-cide;

verb;

to murder one's own mother taking place on a matress;

He went to jail for the act of Matrecide

Matrecide by Ink Cartradge JR July 6, 2007

matress ninja 

One truly gifted in the fine arts of coitus, with ninja like bedroom skills and mad flexibility

Last night was incredible... what a matress ninja!!

matress ninja by meganoshua June 8, 2011

mareza 

A person who is loved beyond measure and has a great sense of humor. A mareza typically loves daffodils and the ocean.

I don't know why you like the ocean so much, You're such a mareza!

mareza by ~PATH~ July 13, 2021

Martez 

Martez is a nigga that’s the goat and can fuck any bitch

Ay”This dude is a goat nd a Martez

Ay gang I feel like a Martez rn goated asl

Martez by Derrick devone November 24, 2021

matress muppet 

slang word for a girls "private part" when she hasnt shaved in a while.

My girl and I were laying in bed I started to fool around with her and she said stop i need to shave. I said that I wanted to play with her matress muppet.We laughed and I pursued its wonder.

matress muppet by JJhung October 18, 2009

Matress 

Something my brother soils each and every night.

Ahh.

Matress by B-Drac November 6, 2003

Punk Matress 

A punk rock girl who gets wasted or high all the time and lets anyone or anybody fuck her

shes a punk matress i passed out next to her and when i woke up i fucked her

Punk Matress by Grimm Gutterslut June 24, 2009