Definitions by meganoshua

matress ninja 

One truly gifted in the fine arts of coitus, with ninja like bedroom skills and mad flexibility

Last night was incredible... what a matress ninja!!

matress ninja by meganoshua June 8, 2011

grizzly beaver 

a miracle of taxidermy; way cooler than a jackalope, with sexy undertones.

i saw a badass grizzly beaver mounted at bass pro the other day...

grizzly beaver by meganoshua December 24, 2010