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spider mastermind

If you think females can't fight, think again. This nasty lady comes equipped with a full-blown chaingun attached to her body and takes a shitload of ammo to kill. It is the final boss of DOOM and makes a few appearances in DOOM II.
Only the spider mastermind has a chance of killing the Cyberdemon.
by DoomGuy September 20, 2006
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Masturbinging

Dedicating a whole day and or weekend to the act of masturbating.
George: "Aye Mike, you wanna chill this weekend?"
Mike: "Naw man, Im gonna have a nice masturbinging this weekend."
George: "Okay man, just dont forget to clean up your mess."
by Rooster Luck December 5, 2010
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MasturMinaj

To masturbate furiously over Nicki Minaj's bulbous, curvy frame.
"Can you come out this weekend?"
"Sorry bro, I'm doing some MasturMinaj!"
"I'll get in on that!"
by Boombitchboom May 14, 2013
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equitorial masturbonce

A word that when you google it, Urban Dictionary comes up as the first result and it looks like it's an actual defined word but when you click on the link, it brings you to a page where you have to define it.
Bob: Hey Jerry, wanna know what equitorial masturbonce means?
Jerry: Shut the fuck up.
by Stoobinator December 6, 2015
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Masterbirginity

1. Masturbation virginity. To have never masturbated. To have maintained a state of non-masturbation since birth. Once one masturbates (for the 1st time), he/she is no longer a virgin of masturbating, and is said to have lost his/her masterbirginity. Once one masturbates he/she will quickly become a master at it, thus it is spelled m-a-s-t-E-r (instead of m-a-s-t-u-r).

2. An alternate meaning and perhaps the more common understanding of masterbirginity has been assumed by the initial misunderstanding of the spelling of masterbirginity. Before a live performance at an annual swedish heart health benefit in 2009, pop artist, Damien Adore and his then girlfriend, Meagan Toulouse, discussed masterbirginity during a Band Crush tm interview. His girlfriend thought that to lose one's masterbirginity represented the first time one had sex in a master-bed or the first time one experienced anything for the first time in a master-bed or master-bedroom. The interview clip is cut short before Damien can finish telling a story about the 1st time he walked-in on his parents having sex.
*Son enters parent's bedroom,
"Hey Dad do you know where i put the..."
*runs away while vomiting profusely.

Older Brother: "Hahahaha lost that masterbirginity, lil squirt? How bad was it? Were mom's poopboobies flopping all over? What was the look on Dad's face? Did you get a boner?"
by Jordan Lane March 19, 2010
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masturbanate

To violently masturbate using both hands as if you were trying strangle your penis to death.
Nasty Nate masturbanated until he his penis died. What a bait master.
by beaver and bunghole August 6, 2010
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masturbant

A gel or liquid used for lubrication in the aid of masturbation.
Becky sold me some Avon shaving cream that worked as a great masturbant.

Sue was watching Tom masturbate and offered some shaving cream to be used as a masturbant.
by Tommy Bear May 4, 2004
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