to masturbate and cry while experiencing intense feelings of self-loathing and depression. Generally done in a corner of a dark room.
Cleo likes to masturhate on Friday nights while listening to Depeche Mode and pouring hot candle wax on himself and his cats.
by Melrose927 April 5, 2010
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Any person who creates some form of content for the Internet, from movies to music to writing, and then refuses to stop gloating about and obsessing over their own creation. This usually occurs on their personal blogs, but has been known to spread throughout emails, instant messages, and newsgroups. For more information, also see BMO.
Any person who creates some form of content for the Internet, from movies to music to writing, and then refuses to stop gloating about and obsessing over their own creation. This usually occurs on their personal blogs, but has been known to spread throughout emails, instant messages, and newsgroups. For more information, also see BMO.
Person #1: (IM sent to 500 people) "Hey everybody! Come check out the most awesome, hilarious, original Flash game pitting George Bush against Osama Bin Laden! I made it, and it's been played 583,392,881 times in the last 10 minutes! Includes special guest appearances by Britney Spears and Michael Jackson, who show up to make topical jokes which rival abandoned Jay Leno monologues! Be sure to click on the links which appear in my awesome popup windows offering you chances to win free iPods and Eddie Bauer colostomy bags! This Flash game I made has been ranked #1 on Newgrounds, narrowly edging out 'Butt Quest 8' and 'The Mystery of Fart Mountain.' It's the funniest thing you'll ever see! Tell your friends about it! Tell your family! Oh god I'm lonely!"
by granada April 14, 2005
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2) The act of trying to master a voice as a narrator but it takes a long time.
3) To masturbate with the other hand and finding it's better.
4) The act of getting cum everywhere.
2) The act of trying to master a voice as a narrator but it takes a long time.
3) To masturbate with the other hand and finding it's better.
4) The act of getting cum everywhere.
(1) "I have so many wooden blocks because I mastulated yesterday."
(2) "Jesus! It too long to mastulate for the Jokers voice."
(3) "I mastulated yesterday. It was awesome."
(4) "My mom walked in on me mastulating, and it got on her shoe. LOL!"
(2) "Jesus! It too long to mastulate for the Jokers voice."
(3) "I mastulated yesterday. It was awesome."
(4) "My mom walked in on me mastulating, and it got on her shoe. LOL!"
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