masticate

meaning "to chew" as in one's food. Also, the word that dumb asses laugh at in class when they think the professor just said masturbate

"Cows masticate their food."
"I told him to masticate for me, but that dumb ass went and jacked off!"

by MN Farmer October 9, 2006

masticate

Masticate means to eat something. Sounds a lot like mastrubate. Put MASTICATE and WENIS in a sentence together, and it sounds wondermous.

"Do you masticate with your wenis on the table?"

by Tierney October 2, 2007

mastrubate

Ones gratification of gentials

He mastrubate as hardcore

by barfdidr March 3, 2014

masturcate

The act of masturbating as a substitute for medication. It's the combination of masturbate with medicate. Masturcate.

Rather than taking Aspirin, Joe masturcated to relief his headache.

by Manok October 18, 2003

mastibate

To eat off one's own genitalia or body in general.

Derived from the seperate terms masticate and masturbate (puerile synonymous usages notwithstanding). Inspired by the sexual fetish with partaking of a meal off another's naked body. Popularized in an episode of Real Sex on HBO, as well as The Surreal Life on VH1.

by Cius May 8, 2005

Mastication

1) The act of oral sex with foodstuffs.
2) The act of chewing said foodstuffs after fornication.

Did you know that chewing food is called mastication?

That's like having oral sex with your food man, gross.

by Kiwi Baccano October 15, 2012

Mysticated

The combination of Mystified and Confused.

I was so mysticated by the succubus's pure beauty.

by Tyrone Muffassa June 19, 2014