masterburst

Also known as the one that got away. It is the act of eagle-eyeing a good fuck picture while beating your tube steak with no mercy. The big moment then arrives. You notice the first one out the gates is a long ball but your so caught up in the process of jerkin your gerkin that you loose track of where your gravy lands. While cleaning up your load you notice the homerun ball is gonna take the act of a bloodhound to find. This lost man juice is known as your masterburst.

Debbie: "Dammit Jim that the last time I walk barefooted in your room. The carpet has so many drink spill stiff spots."

Jim: "Those are my masterburst spots Debs..."

by bigpoppapantydroppa June 27, 2011

masterbutt

Many women like to masturbate in the tub, using a gentle stream of water to massage the clitoris. Doing this usually involves lying in a wet tub on one's butt. When done frequently, this can lead to tough, scaly skin forming on the region above the tailbone.

My pussy seen so much euphoria lately. Masterbutt be a small price to pay.

OK so now I'm a masterbutt. A very happy clit!

by pussyshell February 3, 2014

Masterual Gratification

To do something constructive while getting charisma through masterbation from someone or something else.

Person A: So you get Masterual Gratification, doing push ups while fucking a glory hole you made in the floor?

Person B: Yes, and it feels good in both my arms and my penis.

by xFISHx October 24, 2007

Masterkey

A door-breaching shotgun manufactured as a custom part by Knight's Armament Company. Can be mounted under the barrel on a M4 or M16 assault rifle, like a M203 grenade launcher.

The Masterkey project was initiated during the 1980s to provide assault rifles with a potent built-in door breaching tool.

by Kaiveran January 18, 2009

masterly

basically means excellent

Person A: How was the concert man?
Person B: MASTERLY!!!!

Person A: How were the waves dude?
Person B: MASTERLY!!!

by ceej April 12, 2004

Masterfuckation

Masterfuckation is a combination of masturbating and fucking. When one clones their clone and has sex with that clone it is between sex and masturbating so it is shortened to masterfuckation.

This weekend me and my clone are doing some masterfuckation

by Doggolover6868 April 13, 2019

Mastergrower

A vanity term generally used by less than
qualified gardeners to enhance the
perception of their cultivation experience.

"Hey you should let me see your garden, I could give you some great advice. As I am a (mastergrower) "

by 1Rudeboysteven1 April 20, 2019