Barwinism is a set of concepts that relates procreation with the idea that the human standard, as it relates to choosing a mate, is directly proportionate to the number of drinks that species consumes.
Barwanism dictates that the drunkest will lower their expectations and have sex in an ally, gutter, field, bathroom stall, back of a pickup, on a rooftop, on your moms bed with your mom sleeping next to you, etc. with no, or little, concern for the consequences. Thus producing a catalyst that will bear fruit nine months post orgasm.
Barwanism dictates that the drunkest will lower their expectations and have sex in an ally, gutter, field, bathroom stall, back of a pickup, on a rooftop, on your moms bed with your mom sleeping next to you, etc. with no, or little, concern for the consequences. Thus producing a catalyst that will bear fruit nine months post orgasm.
by DDDALLAS November 23, 2011
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Ryneaux: Dude, aren't you worried about hooking up with that chick raw-dog? I hear she's got the herp!
Mocha: Naw, its gravy. I've already got AIDS, its like Rock vs. Scissors. Venereal Darwinism dude. The strongest survives inside.
Mocha: Naw, its gravy. I've already got AIDS, its like Rock vs. Scissors. Venereal Darwinism dude. The strongest survives inside.
by The Mocha November 27, 2012
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'The "protesters" are proudly hastening their own extinction', she thought, as they chanted the name of their ignorant leader. 'Many of them will die in a fog of pure Viral Darwinism.'
by Monkey's Dad April 22, 2020
Get the Viral Darwinism mug.The belief that since anyone is capable of having children, society is not evolving. Social darwinists believe that anyone who's genes do not contribute to the well being of society should be sterilized.
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The idea is very similiar to the so called, "Darwin Awards" where people get awarded for doing stupid actions that eliminate them from the genetic pool. 1000 ways to die as seen on Spike TV is a really good example of this at work.
The idea is very similiar to the so called, "Darwin Awards" where people get awarded for doing stupid actions that eliminate them from the genetic pool. 1000 ways to die as seen on Spike TV is a really good example of this at work.
A guy is speeding around in traffic while people on the road look on at him thinking what is wrong with that guy? Another knows and he is thinking that's social darwinism at work..he deserves a darwin award
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Get the Martinaism mug.Kind of like Social Darwinism, but it applies to roblox. Survival of the fittest. This means that those who are experienced and those that have robux are more fit to be in roblox society. If you have no robux/are a noob, then you belong at the bottom of the roblox community
Shedletsky: I can only truly honour those who are roblox veterans, and those who have supported Roblox with their money.
GemDragon55: Thats roblox darwinism for you.
GemDragon55: Thats roblox darwinism for you.
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