Definitions by honestguy87110
Jesus grin
A stupid Christian look as to where people smile in a smug way knowing they are going to heaven and you're going to hell.
Atheist 1: Hey, did you see the picture of Katie on her facebook profile?
Atheist 2: Yeah, she has that stupid Jesus grin all over her face!
Atheist 2: Yeah, she has that stupid Jesus grin all over her face!
Jesus grin by honestguy87110 August 27, 2011
running with scissors
Living on the edge often with a little bit of a strange, quirky, humorous and spontaneous type personality but otherwise normal enough to blend in with most crowds.
running with scissors by honestguy87110 April 30, 2010
prude
Typically an attractive, successful conservative with a University education and a career path planned out. They might dress provocative(classy) at work, in public or a night out on the town but not to be misled thinking they are looking for sex. They want to be 'noticed' and respected for being an attractive lady. They might hope to grab the attentions of a respectable gentleman who won't try to sleep with them but rather entertain them and make them enjoy their night out.
Prudes compromise the vast majority of normal younger working ladies in a city enivornment. Being a prudent person is considered a compliment or 'higher ideal' to them rather than an insult as some losers out there try but fail to imply. Prudes can be vehemently opposed to 'getting laid' or just laugh at the girls who do get laid like 'stupid, will they ever learn?'
Prudes compromise the vast majority of normal younger working ladies in a city enivornment. Being a prudent person is considered a compliment or 'higher ideal' to them rather than an insult as some losers out there try but fail to imply. Prudes can be vehemently opposed to 'getting laid' or just laugh at the girls who do get laid like 'stupid, will they ever learn?'
A girl asks another girl in the office, 'So Jennifer did you get laid again?' She just looks over smiling and proudly proclaims, 'he was wonderful and lasted all night!.' The other prude girls giggle and one whispers, 'I feel so sorry for her.'
prude by honestguy87110 August 16, 2009
broken man
A person who has constantly accumulated irreputable damage throughout their entire life. Damage which cannot be easily repaired if at all. Also someone who has been beaten into submission by life's adversities or has given up on trying to overcome the obstacles.
A song by Metallica called, The Unforgiven might be about a broken man.
A song by Metallica called, The Unforgiven might be about a broken man.
broken man by honestguy87110 August 16, 2009
top of the line
Every conservative family or otherwise typically has one or more younger ladies who are 'top of the line' meaning they have been able to achieve most all of their goals,dreams, wants or needs in life such as independence from any man, education, strong ties with family, God, abstained from random sex, high self respect, esteem, strength and that most of all they are bound for a University college with a fullfilling career after that. As such a University campus is filled with many young ladies who are 'top of the line' at least within in the hierachy of their family and they often feel grateful to their families for helping to make them successful. Their families have pushed them to where they are and also pin all their dreams, hopes, desires, wants and needs on to these young, fresh ladies. For some young ladies they might be the first in their families to obtain a Univesity level degree therefore making the family very proud of them.
The artist Kelly Clarkson is a good role model of inspiration for what top of the line means with her song 'break away.' It could embody the spirit of the independent career minded woman within the lyrics such as:
"Buildings with a hundred floors Swinging round revolving doors Maybe I don't know where they'll take me But, gotta keep moving on, moving on Fly away, breakaway."
These beautiful, smart ladies often enough scare average men away or intimidate them as feeling they can't compete for their attentions. These ladies probably won't be impressed by your average guy unless he is lucky as they aren't going to be undersold for all their efforts and might be looking for an educated, successful, superman type gentleman who will treat them like a lady princess.
The artist Kelly Clarkson is a good role model of inspiration for what top of the line means with her song 'break away.' It could embody the spirit of the independent career minded woman within the lyrics such as:
"Buildings with a hundred floors Swinging round revolving doors Maybe I don't know where they'll take me But, gotta keep moving on, moving on Fly away, breakaway."
These beautiful, smart ladies often enough scare average men away or intimidate them as feeling they can't compete for their attentions. These ladies probably won't be impressed by your average guy unless he is lucky as they aren't going to be undersold for all their efforts and might be looking for an educated, successful, superman type gentleman who will treat them like a lady princess.
A guy at a friends party says 'hey dude look at that hottie over there!' His friend replies, 'oh forget it man, she is 'top of the line' and your never going to get with her because your not her type or don't deserve her!.'
top of the line by honestguy87110 August 15, 2009
swagger jacker
To steal someone else's unique style that sets them apart from the crowd, makes them famous, or otherwise steals their thunder making them warrant a lot less attention or swagger factor.
A good part popularized by celebs and hip hop songs like Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow. The female artists in the song sings, "Them Chickens jackin' my style. They try to copy my swagger. I'm on that next shit now."
A good part popularized by celebs and hip hop songs like Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow. The female artists in the song sings, "Them Chickens jackin' my style. They try to copy my swagger. I'm on that next shit now."
A guy goes to a uppity club or a local trendy, upscale hang out spot with a few friends but dresses up in fancy black clothing to top the competition which earns him attention of beautiful women. He starts to notice more and more men doing the same looking and acting more like him. He realizes they are nothing but lame swagger jackers who have no real game of their own but to live off someone else's own success.
swagger jacker by honestguy87110 August 12, 2009
Protector
A gentleman with a cool,even temperament who commonly has traits such as being tall, handsome, good build, broad shoulders, intimidates to wolves, clean-neat appearance and walks with an erect gait. Smaller, petite college women in cities can or will most often enough seek out these traits in a mate for their role as a 'protector' or someone that would ward off would be wolves or opportunistic predatory men. These types of men could have day jobs as Law Enforcement, Fire Department, Military or other roles women typically view as 'hero's or doing service to the community but exceptions always exist. These men might view themselves as modern day 'super hero's' and put an 'S' on their Toyota 4Runner or license plate. The ladies will often enough choose these men of valor to marry as being their perfect knight in shining armor to provide security and stability in an otherwise unpredictable world. Note: uneducated back wood rednecks do not generally serve this type of role to educated, career minded city woman.
An uneducated, shorter redneck guy goes to the city and notices a lot of smaller, cute petite ladies with tall men with them and asks, 'what is up with all these tree's hanging over these women here?' Another guy responds back that those men are their protectors because the city is a dangerous, insecure place without them.
Protector by honestguy87110 August 11, 2009