Bruno Marsing

When you are a wing man and you "catch a grenade" for a friend.

Chauncey, I'm totally bruno marsing tonight.

by chauncey0828 October 1, 2012

Martingale

The most amazing piece of equipment that a horse wears around its neck to prevent it from smashing you in the face.

person 1: hey, what happened to your face?

person 2: I forgot to put my horses martingale on again...

by Katie14100 August 9, 2013

Marsing

Male response to stimuli as a result of the culmination of all thoughts and ideas which may influence a man's perception at any given time. Often contributes to serious miscommunication, especially with the opposite sex.

Thanks for taking out the trash. I mean that exactly, don't go marsing it up on me.

by JeniJeni August 17, 2015

Marking the Lambs

When an alpha male dips his elongated ballsack into the gaping chasm of his submissive female’s anal cavity, followed by punching her in the back of the head causing her asshole to contract forcefully around the male’s testicles, thus marking the lambs

I fucked her so hard in the ass that she squirted substance all over my cock and balls so next thing I knew I was violently Marking the Lambs !

by xXHyamSteamLordXx August 21, 2019

Marking Date

When two homosexual men pee outside in the same spot, usually in a public setting while nobody else around, on the same wall, tree, lightpost, ect. akin to how dogs mark their territory.

Bro 1: Hehe y'know bro, it's like we're on a marking date.

Bro 2: A marking date?
Bro 1: Like, you know bro... Like we're marking our territory together.
Bro2: ...Bro...

by Len447 November 22, 2022

Marking someones card

To tell someone that they are a target normally used as a threat.

Curly: Dude mark this guys card man
Ben:this guy?
Curly: yeah man your card is marked im coming for you.
Random Guy: how do you go about marking someones card?

by Bill Cozby April 21, 2008

ass marking

(n) The practice of spreading one's butt cheeks and wiping one's ring on furniture, car seats, pillows etc. as an act of revenge or prank

Man, your coffee table stinks, who been ass marking it?

by Dr Merkin January 24, 2009