Manbortion

The act of going for a huge manly shit after a rather heavy night out, usually comprising Beer, Spirits and Takeaway food (most likely containing Chilli or spice of some kind). The closest a male can get to the feeling of having something living forcibly torn out of them. Coined by a group of lads from Shrewsbury, Shropshire, UK.

Lad, i think i need to go for a Manbortion!

Dude i just went for one hell of a Manbortion!

Ah fuck it smells like someone's just had a Manbortion in there! Manbort! MANBORT!

by Captain Jesus Pasty August 17, 2010

manboobs

a fine spice used in gourmet italian cooking.

"would you like a pinch of manboobs on your fettucini?"

by one of the citizens of "boos 29." December 28, 2005

manboobs

Manboobs are when a man has saggy titties and looks as if he has never entered the gym. His body probably looks 50 years older than his real age.

Damn Terry, you got manboobs.

by TK May 19, 2004

mantox

the process involving abstinence to remove men or a particular man (i.e. usually an ex-boyfriend) from one's life

My ex and I have been going back and forth for some time, and this needs to stop. I think I need to mantox.

by Nabiya January 29, 2007

manbooty

A male butt that is big, round, jiggly, similar to that of a female.

"Dude, your manbooty is so big and bodacious I thought you were a chick from behind!"

by Sergeant Obvious September 18, 2006

Manoxylopholinia

Fearing a man named Homan Elias. Used when an individual has a height of 5 foot 8 & a half and is abnormally hairy and horny.

My guy, you are a manoxylopholinia.

by znzn August 17, 2021

manboobs

the pectoral protrusions of a man. Not to be confused with wordbitchtits/word which are much bigger and more womanly. Manboobs can get pretty big tho, check out those sumo wrestlers. Phwoar.

Check out my manboobs!

by James September 10, 2003