Marco Maduro

A chode that can quote a library worth of conspiracy theories but yet always seem to pee stain his pants.

Dude, I went to that party and my boy John was a total Marco Maduro.

by John the rapper December 23, 2021

fake maguro

"fake maguro" ("fake tuna" in English) - an experienced woman who pretends she doesn't know anything about sex so a prospective husband won't realize that she's been around. See also "maguro."

She did the fake maguro thing for him and he loved it. Teaching her all sorts of tricks was great for both of them, even if she really already knew them all and more.

by owan January 23, 2008

Mauro

Mauro is a beautiful boy, really good looking. But Mauro il like a Scimpanzé and is Orco (Shrek)'s son. So, Mauro, is used as adjective in Itlay!

Boy: Hey, look at that monkey!
Father: It's a Mauro

by Sessoanale November 26, 2021

cockus majorous

slang in latin terms meaning a big cock.

I tell my bf he has a cockus majorous.

by mandeena July 20, 2008

Mauro gif

When someone posts a pointless and unrelated gif in a group chat. Everyone thinks the gif is stupid except for the person that posted it.

Mike: "Look Mauro posted another trash gif".

Bob: "Yeah he always does it, it's a Mauro gif aka a trash/pointless/unrelated gif".

by thisisanameichosetouse June 12, 2018

Adaw majur

Amazing person, sweet, nice

Adaw majur is the best student

by Attractivefl0w3r October 28, 2021

Mauro

Mauro is a Scimpanzé

Mauro is a Scimpanzé with big dick and small brain. He looks like Shrek.

by Sessoanale November 22, 2021