matridism

n. a "your mom" joke, or its equivalent

(Latin mātri-, from mātr-, mother, and dis, from disparage or disrespect)

'Your mom's so stupid that she starved to death in a grocery store is one of many matridisms.

by Danica Humphries January 11, 2009

matrick

the ship name of maggie and patrick is simply "MATRICK" if your name is maggie and you know someone named patrick (or vice versa) u NEED to get together. You also need friends to support you guys.

Evan: Matrick is sooo meant to be

Patrick: I know right I love maggie so matrick just makes sense!

MATRICK 4 life

by jenniferhudson 4 realz December 16, 2017

Matrix someone

To Use Extreme martial arts in a fit of anger to neutrilize an enemy.

Todd: Yo, dude. I heard you got in a fight over a chick last night.
Chris: Yeah, I beat his ass...totally Matrixed him. I needed to Matrix someone.

by Christophe Graham June 21, 2006

mairi

a uncommon, historicaly scottish girls' name. Often mispronounced 'marie', 'mary', or 'miary' etc. much to the annoyance of the victim of name mispronounciation.

in register at school:

'mairi' (pronounced wrong)
'no'
'mairi'
'no'
'mairi, i know you're here, so stop messing around or you'll get a detention'
'there is no one here called mairi (pronounced wrong). my name is mairi.'

by ..::=mairi=::.. April 17, 2005

the matrix

n. A trio of movies that managed to glorify existentialism, promote free-thinking, stimulate the atrophied intellects of the masses, modernize science fiction, lionize computer programmers and revive Keanu Reeves' career all in one go. In short, a triumph.

The Matrix has (pwns?) you.

by redgyul September 21, 2004

matrix skills

The ability to dodge enemy bullets in a cool fashion and do flying judo kicks. Often associated with Neo.

Woah! His matrix skills allowed him to dodge all the machine-gun fire, then jump kick that soldier!

by Space Ace December 3, 2003

Martrice

She Can Be The Most Amazing Girl You Ever Meet , Hides A Lot Of Her Pain By Laughter And Being Funny. When She Loves Someone She Really Loves Hard. If She's About You It's Only You And No One Can Stop Or Sperate That From Her. She Has A Great Personality Very Upbeat , Athletic ,Great Cook , Great With Kids And Is All Around A Fantastic Person. But Take That As A Weakness She Is Very Strong And Not Scared To Show Shes Boss .

Hey Martrice Nice He Today.

by Juicy Kidd January 7, 2017