Skip to main content

Melting roommate

A person who takes off all their clothing and accessories when he or she gets home from work or from a night out and leaves them exactly where they took them off, creating a puddle of articles, giving the impression that a person melted there. A source of irritation and contempt for the more organized roommate.
P1: "I thought my roommate died or was abducted by aliens, but it turns out I just have a melting roommate."
P2: "You're out of salsa."
by calvinke November 4, 2010
mugGet the Melting roommate mug.

Melting The Cheese

When you cum in a toaster, then proceed to turn in on, causing the toaster to short-circuit and explode.
Anon: Did you see Anon melting the cheese yesterday?
by BonesTheWendigo August 29, 2019
mugGet the Melting The Cheese mug.

melting fart

generally when a fat man farts and the fumes are so rank and rancid, the skin of the peoples faces behind him turn green and either melt or peel off.
That guy just released a melting fart in that crowd of people!.....omg.....(face melts)
by Otzi August 17, 2005
mugGet the melting fart mug.

melting-nigga

A sun-bathing bar of chocolate
"With this heat, I sure hope that melting-nigga over there brought his sunburn along!"
by Lupi August 26, 2006
mugGet the melting-nigga mug.

Melting Elephant Seal

In the realm of Faerun, this is performed when you are mid coitus and you pull out to finish on your partners face, whilst simultaneously pouring wax on their forehead. This results in them making a face resembling a melting elephant seal.
Did you see what Killini did to Rainmeadow last night? Totally gave her a melting elephant seal!
by Tichojenkins November 12, 2022
mugGet the Melting Elephant Seal mug.

melting strawberry

The face someone makes when they're zoned out , and haven't moved in hours.
Zamn, Joelle is watching Netflix on the bed again. Classic melting strawberry
by ASMRAshley April 14, 2019
mugGet the melting strawberry mug.

melting zinc

Smoking Marijuana.

The Melting Point of Zinc is 420° Celsius.
Hey guys, After Chemistry Class let's go melt some zinc!

Melting Zinc sounds lit right now, home dog.
by comradesam42 February 5, 2020
mugGet the melting zinc mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email