A selfish prick that can’t take a joke and believes people can’t change. Often overreacts about things and gets offended by things to boost their ego.
by Sus sy amongus November 22, 2021
by Acroultaore July 20, 2022
P1 "We went out last night and my girlfriend totally Maud Zombied me."
P2 "you gotta dump that bitch, she be showing you up."
P2 "you gotta dump that bitch, she be showing you up."
by TalkerBettyCrocker February 10, 2014
by Pinklette July 30, 2021
Maude Tiril is the sexiest and loveliest girl around. She is kind and you can tell her everything. She would be a good and loyal wife. She is good with children even she doesn't like them. If you get children with her they will be natural and norwegian beauties. Lovely and kind like her mother and very well educated.
Maude Tiril can't get angry for some reason.
Maude Tiril can't get angry for some reason.
You're such Maude Tiril!
by Crey C January 16, 2017
A place where half the people show up high or drunk and if they don’t they’re most likely the rich ones who do athletics and are coaches kids. basically where all good thinks go to die.
by wtf.is.going.on March 04, 2022
To show up uninvited and lurk at a funeral of someone you do not know. In most cases, those that maude do not know anyone attending the funeral either. (A term in reference to the movie 'Harold and Maude.')
- Oh, dude... Pasha was totally mauding at my grandfather's funeral last weekend. It was so fucked up!
- Dude, just because he shared that his grandmother passed isn't a good reason to show up and maude him!
- Dude, just because he shared that his grandmother passed isn't a good reason to show up and maude him!
by Kawaii_General July 08, 2022