lumbergasm

the feeling of extreme excitement one experiences when introduced to a full and clearly awesome beard

She never told her mom about that chilly November day she had the Lumbergasm. She'd simply never seen a man with so much beard!

by Kickakenna November 3, 2013

Lumbersexual

An individual who is sexually attracted by wood or wood products.

Pine planks make him sexually aroused. He is lumbersexual.

by Frickendishen December 25, 2016

LumberSexual

A guy who takes lumber sized dong

Chris Z can not stand a man with a little ding ding, cause my boy a LumberSexual

by JonSnowMan December 30, 2015

Lumbergh-rific

expressing a managerial air of total ignorance of your employees' the logical nature, common sense, and general human dignity, esp. when attempting to be polite while actually being an overly-controlling ass-clown. Usually includes elements of execuspeak and general douchebaggery.

See also Lumbergh.

Gee wiz, Susan, I could hardly stand Bob's attitude in today's meeting. He was being Lumbergh-rific.

by postmodern68 June 11, 2006

Limberger

Limberger is the cheese/gunk build up from the accumulation of sweat and other fluids during raunchy sex. This only occurs if the said "Limberger" hasn't showered in a while.

*After raunchy sex* John~Oh man I smell like a brick of limberger.

by Otis Spunkmyer June 10, 2015

Lumbersexual

A person who is only attracted to those with extremely impressive facial hair (like a lumberjack)

She only likes him for his beard, she is such a lumber sexual.
I recently came out to my family as lumbersexual

by Rocklobster420 March 14, 2015

lumberg

Steve Karwoski - see also special k

Have you ever noticed that you've never seen Special K and Lumberg in the same room, at the same time?

by minion September 19, 2003