What you say when you have lost your idealism and your find yourself as many people do: In a room drinking wine out of a burger king cup with ice in it, smoking a pack of Marlboro Reds a day and saying the N word.
Tim's Mother: "The cops are probably going to raid the house because they are running a pretty big coke operation upstairs."
Dennis: Life in the Big City
Tim's Mother: "Your kids who you haven't seen in five years called you. And because you were so drunk, they hung up the phone, and they never want to speak to you again."
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Tim's Mother: "Your kids who you haven't seen in five years called you. And because you were so drunk, they hung up the phone, and they never want to speak to you again."
Dennis: Life in the Big City
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Tim Dillon's Podcast
Episode 164 Life In The Big City
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An expression said by those who appreciate rice and related subjects so much that it has become a huge part of their life.
*picks rice instead of other carbs*
*is attracted to someone who obviously eats a lot of rice*
*eats rice more than twice a week*
*sells rice for a living*
*mods car for no technical reasons*
*loves rice krispies*
*has rice in pocket*
Rice is life!
*is attracted to someone who obviously eats a lot of rice*
*eats rice more than twice a week*
*sells rice for a living*
*mods car for no technical reasons*
*loves rice krispies*
*has rice in pocket*
Rice is life!
by Pap¡ September 8, 2016
Get the rice is life mug.Somebody who devotes their life to one specific activity because they have absolutely nothing better to do in their spare time. One such example is somebody who plays video games more than 12 hours a day because they have nothing better to do. No activity is exempt from this though, and video games can't be singled out, this applies to sports, outdoor activities, etc...
no_lifer: You have no life. All you do is play video games.
other_guy: No, I have other things I can do. I just choose to play video games.
no_lifer: Well what about me. All I have to do with my life is play football? I'm not a no lifer. I have friends.
other_guy: Actually, you don't have a life. Just having friends and spending your time playing sports doesn't mean you automatically have a life.
other_guy: No, I have other things I can do. I just choose to play video games.
no_lifer: Well what about me. All I have to do with my life is play football? I'm not a no lifer. I have friends.
other_guy: Actually, you don't have a life. Just having friends and spending your time playing sports doesn't mean you automatically have a life.
by videogameplayer January 17, 2011
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Get the Wand of life mug.(noun) A period of time, usually extended, where sexual relations with others is absent in a person's life/existence. This time period is often always not by one's choosing.
Lonnie and his grandmother were having a heart-to-heart discussion about something weighing heavy on Lonnie's heart. He told his grandmother, "Grammy, this shelf-life is driving me crazy. I'm masturbating like at least four times a day.....and I'm married. I've went a long time without any sex and I got to have some physical attention, y'know?" His grandmother sat there and let her grandson finish then snapped sweetly to him, "Fuck you, grandson, you done'n had more than enough pussy in this life than you deserve. I don't want to hear your fuckin' bullshit. I've been told first-hand by some that know. You don't get down in the pussy, you don't grind in the pussy, you don't take care of the pussy cause you're just out for yourself. Mutha-fucka, now Nikki, there's the muthafucka that could put a hurtin' on all these fast-ass girls you've been fucking and 'in love' with. That young man could square all that pussy away.....he just ain't got that silver forked tongue as you do or your connections. But I'll tell you this much, Casanova, and you can believe this in your ol greedy heart......That boy, to please your girl, wouldn't think twice about taking what tongue he did have and shoving it up her ass while they be locked in a full-on sixty-nine position.....I could almost guarantee you he'd put in all the work it would take till he got girl flailing her limbs, screaming his name, and coming all over his cock. Believe that shit......and grandson......get the fuck off my porch"!!!
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So you're trying to prove to us that you have a life...but you honestly don't. We don't care what you're doing.
So you're trying to prove to us that you have a life...but you honestly don't. We don't care what you're doing.
A: -twitters- MM, I'm hungry.
A: -twitters- YUM going to starbucks now!
A: -facebooks- Going to my boyfriends now!
A: -twitters later- Giving my bf a bj! GTG!
We don't care. x_X Stupid no lifer.
A: -twitters- YUM going to starbucks now!
A: -facebooks- Going to my boyfriends now!
A: -twitters later- Giving my bf a bj! GTG!
We don't care. x_X Stupid no lifer.
by Pocketful of Sunshine March 28, 2010
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