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someone who dosent work and has no friends except online.
Rehmeyer is such a no lifer.
by jenfs October 05, 2007
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Somebody who devotes their life to one specific activity because they have absolutely nothing better to do in their spare time. One such example is somebody who plays video games more than 12 hours a day because they have nothing better to do. No activity is exempt from this though, and video games can't be singled out, this applies to sports, outdoor activities, etc...
no_lifer: You have no life. All you do is play video games.
other_guy: No, I have other things I can do. I just choose to play video games.
no_lifer: Well what about me. All I have to do with my life is play football? I'm not a no lifer. I have friends.
other_guy: Actually, you don't have a life. Just having friends and spending your time playing sports doesn't mean you automatically have a life.
by videogameplayer January 16, 2011
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Someone who updates twitter / facebook / their personal blog (WTF, who owns these? we don't care what you think!) practically every moment, detailing EVERY SINGLE event that happened in their day.

So you're trying to prove to us that you have a life...but you honestly don't. We don't care what you're doing.
A: -twitters- MM, I'm hungry.
A: -twitters- YUM going to starbucks now!
A: -facebooks- Going to my boyfriends now!
A: -twitters later- Giving my bf a bj! GTG!

We don't care. x_X Stupid no lifer.
by Pocketful of Sunshine March 27, 2010
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Someone who spends all of their time doing one thing. Like spending 18/24 hours a day on the computer.
person 1: Did you hear dutch leader just got 85 slayer?
person 2: Yeah he has no life, plain and simple hes a no lifer
by Pwnt noob. July 10, 2008
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Nolifer, as opposed to lifer, is a person with no life. Most of the time this word is applied to people who use computers often by people who don't.
Tom is such a nolifer, he plays Counter-Strike all the time!
by Skylab December 15, 2004
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Someone who has over 1000 posts on a message board.
You've been on dogbomb so long, I'm sure you're a no lifer.
by Jay See July 21, 2003
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