Liano

Lianos tend to be mischevious, annoying, and funny. They also have 2000 iq and are super observant. They bring humor wherever they go. They are a good actor and can fake anything.

Wow Liano! You are so cool!

by HelloBotCmereBoii January 31, 2019

Lend it like Leno

A phrase used to describe a situation in which a person gives something away to a friend, only to forcibly take it back by any means necessary a short while later.

Named after Jay Leno, who convinced NBC to "buy out" Conan O'brien, who took over hosting "The Tonight Show" after Leno "quit," so that Leno could have his old job back.

Jim - "Dude, remember that computer I gave you?"

Bob - "Yea, works great. Thanks!"

Jim - "Right...well, the new computer I got broke down. I'm taking my old one back"

Bob - "That's messed up, fool. All you did was lend it like Leno!"

by magzillas January 24, 2010

jay leno

when something has run it's course but one or more participants refuse to acknowledge it.

i broke up with her last night but she showed up at my place today for lunch, all "jay leno" like we were still together...?

by wgzn September 30, 2009

spark a leno

to twist a budd
leno is from the spanish word leño that means wood log and stands here as a slang for buddah

spark a leno when we ride

by Swoopa March 2, 2009

Jay Leno

the 'Brett Favre' to Conan O'Brien's 'Aaron Rodgers'; coming back in the wake of retirement to screw another man's career; flip flop

Man, don't be a Jay Leno. Step down while you can, and let someone else handle it.

by SawGuru January 14, 2010

liePod

When your earbuds aren't attached to anything, but you take them out of your pocket and put them on so you don't have to talk to anyone.

Me: Hey Becca- oh sorry, did you hear me?

Becca: Oh, yeah- they're not plugged in, it's just my liePod!

by JG8675309 January 23, 2009

cat-lien

Cat-Lien is smart,independent and kind.
She also got no bootie

Omg stop being such a Cat-Lien

by totoro define May 22, 2018