Lense Envy

Similar to Penis Envy, this is common around photographers who have bigger lense attachments then another photographer.

Boy1: I was taking pictures around london with my SLR when i walked past the paparazzi. Their Lenses were MASSIVE!
Boy2: Dude you most of got Lense Envy right there!

by PaulCR February 19, 2009

Lense

The shit Johnson looks through.

Once you've looked through Johnson's lense, explain how the material resonates with you.

by SVCJFM December 15, 2010

Dirty Lenise

When you eat chicken before sex and burp into your partner's faces as you orgasm.

Elvis was being a jerk so I gave him a Dirty Lenise.

by WhatsAPseudonym.... October 6, 2020

Lensenised

The Clear glass in glasses that spec savers give you when they say you need glasses but you don’t.

My glasses are slightly “lensenised”

by Khcjhgkyelrluyfj August 28, 2018

lendseiayla

A lendseiayla is very sweet and caring! And every guy on earth wants her so bad! She likes boys and girls.

Girl: Lendseiayla likes me! Boy: oh she likes me too!

by 🦋butterfly flies July 2, 2021

Lense dart

When you are able to shoot a very solid turd directly at the camera lense.

Last night I was filming content for my onlyfans and was able to achieve a perfect lense dart

by Frankie Armstrong August 18, 2023

lense dart

When you are able to shoot a very solid turd directly at the camera lense

Last night I was filming content for my onlyfans and captured a perfect "lense dart"

by Frankie Armstrong August 18, 2023