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Lawtyr

Short for "lawn martyr". The lawtyr insists on doing the yard maintenance himself (mowing, landscaping, etc.) all the while complaining to everyone within earshot about having to do it -- and acting rather put upon.

The lawtyr is the natural foe of the housewife.
Neighbor: What's the hubby up to today?

Wife: Ah, nothing much. He's just lawtyring around the house today.
by Loxi July 16, 2009
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lawtard

Retarded lawyer. Derogative specifically for members of the legal profession.
The lawtards were asking about eDiscovery again - they don't seem to understand how Gmail works.
by verbiventor March 2, 2011
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Laways

A word which defines the highest timespan that could be describe. This word contains more time than other similar words like Forever or Always. Estimated to be more than a billion trillion billion billion billion light years.
I love you for laways.

I could do this for laways man!
by AnonymousLaway May 28, 2013
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lawyerly

Adverb -- Behaving in a manner that results in long-winded, self-aggrandizing and often esoteric explanations that communicate little or no decisive legal advice on which to act.
I asked my lawyer a simple question to which he didn't know the answer, so instead of some straightforward advice, he got all lawyerly on me.
by Disco Bill October 5, 2016
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Lawlyer

Officially the word for someone who lol a lot. It is pronounced 'law-yer'
A : Lol lol lol lol lol!!!
B : What the hell? Why are you lol'ing so much?
A : I'm a lawlyer, dawg!
by Dong Chi Ho December 9, 2008
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lawdy

Lawdy, meaning "lord".
by chantelle March 9, 2005
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Jailhouse lawyer

A prisoner who has not practice law or had any legal training, but is disposed to a lengthy discussion of his legal rights and those of other inmates
He's always has something to complain about. He's such a jailhouse lawyer.
by The Return of Light Joker June 22, 2009
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