Lawtyr 

Short for "lawn martyr". The lawtyr insists on doing the yard maintenance himself (mowing, landscaping, etc.) all the while complaining to everyone within earshot about having to do it -- and acting rather put upon.

The lawtyr is the natural foe of the housewife.

Neighbor: What's the hubby up to today?

Wife: Ah, nothing much. He's just lawtyring around the house today.

Lawtyr by Loxi July 16, 2009

lawtard 

Retarded lawyer. Derogative specifically for members of the legal profession.

The lawtards were asking about eDiscovery again - they don't seem to understand how Gmail works.

lawtard by verbiventor March 2, 2011

Mother-In-Lawthra 

An expression used by the groom-to-be's side of the family during a wedding planning to describe the bride's control-freak of a mother. If the bride is "Bridezilla," then her mother is "Mother-In-Lawthra" (a reference to Godzilla and Mothra of the old Japanese monster movies).

Hey, dude, you're lucky your fianceé isn't turning into a bridezilla.

True, but her mother's already a Mother-In-Lawthra.

Mother-In-Lawthra by MILatino April 22, 2011

latyra

a nice caring loving girl that's out going and down for what ever but not sex. pretty sexy and cute the best person you can meet in your life. clean classy and always act like a lady

she is such of latyra WOW!

latyra by sexy cat 111 March 8, 2015

Lawty 

A cutesey little female also known to the great and the good as munchkin, lawtstonator, little one, pilchard, rocket dawg and of course LJ

Has an insatiable appetite and never stops thinking about her next meal. Loves to talk and joke about sex, everyone has had a 'sesh' with lawty at some point. Can be very slow at times and be warned if you are telling her a joke or making innuendo, you may well have to explain it! Has an average taste in music, is quite fashionably dressed but maybe not as well as she thinks and has fantastic artistic and 'ball' skills.
She can always brighten up your day with one of her cheeky grins, or by giving you a hug which is great for a pair of reasons. Becomes very affectionate when drunk and sustains mysterious injuries which she likes to blame on her friends.

All in all a lovable character who you would want as your friend.

"Gaawdd im so hungry"
"Give me that food"
"I dont understand"
"No lawty im not tellin you how big it is"
"Fancy a sesh tonight?"
"I won the game for us, everyone said i was the best"

Lawty by TallJ October 16, 2008

Lawtrelle 

A very warm hearted soul with a passion of sports who loves others and treats people as he wants to be treated

Lawtrelle is so awesome.

Lawtrelle by FuckedYourMom4x July 14, 2019