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The act of putting a vacuum cleaner on your dick on the sick setting while wearing an apron and doing household chores
Ever since my wife left me last year I've been doing the housewife every Thursday to keep the house tidy
by Asston Kutcher January 07, 2014
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Sep 9 Word of the Day
the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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