launch pad

1) Someone who boons a ball aimlessly instead of trying to pick out a team mate when playing football (soccer)
2) a person who enjoys to winge about anything for long periods of time
3) A lazy student who never attends lectures or gets course work done.

1)Fucking hell Launch Pad I was free
3)Has anyone seen Launch Pad his paper is due

by Herbie :) May 11, 2006

LunchLady9

1) The creator of the largest GameFAQs topic ever made, a 4145-post topic proclaiming that every 20th poster would recieve $10 by PayPal, and now owes over $2000 to them. Probably set to be one of the best-known GameFAQs posters after Umaro and the rest.

2) An extremely awesome thing.

1) Damn, that was the BEST TOPIC EVAR.

2) OMGWTF, that nuke is a fucking LunchLady9!

by LUE 402 May 10, 2004

lunchpad mcquack

The unofficial name of the first song in the movie "Scott Pilgrim vs The World". It is performed by the Sex Bob-Ombs in the movie.

"Let's start off with Lunchpad Mcquack."

"That's not its name"

by brendinosaur November 16, 2012

launch pad

The tissues you put around your lower stomach to catch the jizz when you’re jacking off

“I didn’t wanna have to wipe up after I was done watching porn so I put down a launch pad before I was done to catch my wasted children.”

by ScrappyDoob October 6, 2020

alabama launch pad

When Cody is being a dumbass and launching firework from his ass crack.

"Hey man! Check Cody out. He's about to do the Alabama Launch Pad. Go Cody!!!"

by Yeppypappy July 6, 2023

Blow up on the launch pad

To blow up on the launch pad means to ejaculate on a woman’s pelvis or vagina before even entering.

*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!

*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!

by Mr.krabbs January 18, 2019

lunchpaler

A lunchpaler or lunchpailer is predominantly a male who licks his middle finger and rubs it around the rim of his own asshole. Then scoops any lingering debris back into his mouth to literally eat his own ass.

Man those guys are a bunch of lunchpalers!

Or...

I will look forward to my lunchpailers landing that trophy on my dresser by the end of the year.

by Captain VonSparkles July 9, 2018