Lagaloser

Someone who is really awkward and quiet, and is constantly late to his friend's houses. He laughs through his nose and never does his homework. Teachers tend to cross him out on their attendance sheets, either because he's on their hit lists or because they want him.

Friend 1: Where's Chris?
Friend 2: Oh, that Lagaloser! He won't be here until 7:30.

by 2 Awesome People December 19, 2011

Punched Lasagna

A vagina that has been around the block a few too many times. Hangs kinda loose and probably had large sausage enter it and leave it dangling with extra skin that looks like a slice of lasagna turned upright. Can fit anything in there and will need larger and larger to get any feeling.

That chick has had a lot of boyfriends, her VA-JJ probably looks like a punched lasagna.

by GreedyGoblin August 9, 2020

lasaga

A good meal.

Jon:Garfield you fat cat, can you stop eating that Lasaga
Garfield: Sorry Jon, but the lasaga is my life.

by AsianJesus May 3, 2016

lalalalalalalalalalal

Something to saqy while you cover your ears to state you are not listening.

mom: do you homew-
child: lalalalalalalalalalal

by Sarah Silver February 12, 2006

thc lasagna

a bowl that is packed with layers of (in this order from bottom up)
weed, wax, weed, wax, weed
*caution you are going to be baked

Toby " Ay you down for some thc lasagna for dinner?"
Paige " Oh fuck yes im so down for some thc lasagna:)"

by trapfloor3 December 18, 2014

Leaky Lasagna

Leaky Lasagna otherwise known as the double L, happens when you fuck a girl so hard she throws up the lasagna from the night before. But the catch is you have to eat it

Yo i heard Anna had Leaky Lasagna last night

by Dragoncox9000 February 25, 2023

anal lasagna

Anal lasagna is where you pour lasagna noodles and sauce and Ricata cheese in a persons booty then ram your dick so far into it that it pushes the lasagna into their intestines like they reverse ate it

Derek: my girl refuses to eat Stouffers Lasagna anymore.
Lincoln: why?
Derek: I gave her an anal lasagna a few months ago and it kinda traumatized her.

by xtlanta September 20, 2017