Lasal 

To pull a lasal means to be an absolute ass hat. A lasal doesn't reply to your messages even after he's seen them. A lasal completely ignores your emotions and the emotions of others and goes "oh well". Lives a very cynical life. To pull a lasal also means to bottle things up inside. A lasal is also a cop loving crazy cunt, and an absolute lazy bastard. A lasal wakes up during the middle of the afternoon and goes good morning, or sleeps during the entire day and at 11:59 pm goes morning, i took a nap. It also means to flake at the last minute and cancel plans.

Ben: that cunt pulled "Lasal" last night. Didn't even show up after we planned that trip weeks in advance. He saw my messages and just ignored, and went oh well the next day.

Hasso: what an absolute ass hat, but thats what a typical lasal is.

Lasal by therealhasso October 20, 2017

Making Lasagna 

When you cum inside a girl on the first date.

Eric hasn't been around lately. Last I heard, he was making lasagna with some girl named Brit and now they have a kid together.

Making Lasagna by Megabro5000 June 29, 2021

lasaga 

A very good meal you would want. Let me explain, lasaga is great you should try it. Even the famous Garfielf eats lasaga its a good meal and you should try it!

Jon: Stuffing your face as usual.
Garfielf: I gotta have a good meal.
Jon: We are losing more lasaga!
Garfielf: It's too much of a good meal jon.

lasaga by Garfielf March 2, 2017

flying lasagna 

Flying lasagna is military slang, for a body being torn to pieces and going airborne, due to ordinance blast effects.

The RPG round, turned 2 snipers into flying lasagna!

flying lasagna by I, Wreckerrr October 11, 2016

Moist Lasagna 

Moist Lasagna is when you make a donation to a twitch stream and it includes the phrase moist lasagna. The phrase is said by the donation reader and mentally scars the streamer.

“You moist lasagnad in my ear”- Twitch streamer Sybil Kappert after receiving a moist lasagna while wearing headphones

Moist Lasagna by Methy2000 October 14, 2020

Lasagnye West 

Worlds most narcissistic meal.

Lasagnye West is the only meal in history to ever have a god complex.

Lasagnye West by manicbubble June 4, 2015

My Piece of Lasagna

A phrase used in a small regional cluster in the northeast US. It means to ensure that your own needs are met without regard to what others may want or need. Can be used in the first person, second person, or third person, such as “my piece of lasagna, your piece of lasagna, or his/her piece of lasagna.”

“My piece of Lasagna” - Everybody at the ballgame wanted a beer, but Jenny just got up and went to the concession stand and came back with only one. When her thirsty friends protested bitterly, she responded - “I don’t care if you all are hot and thirsty. I got MY piece of lasagna!”

My Piece of Lasagna by NYCRocks June 9, 2019