Lakewood, Ohio

Lakewood, about seven miles west of Cleveland (a city that may appear beautiful but is really ghetto and ugly and cold in winter and hot as fuck in summer), is a rather large, and very shitty, city. It is located on Lake Erie but has no beaches availabe to the public. There is nothing to do, and there are many areas in Lakewood where you would not feel comfortable walking at any time. Perverted men scream at you from their car window and you may be forced to hide on adjacent street corners from said men. The schools are very overrated. It may be the worst place in America to raise your kids (even though some delusional person said it was the best).

Person 1: Wow, Lakewood, Ohio is really shitty!

Person 2: HAHA IKR

by ilovemyself May 9, 2012

Lakewood Level Wasted

Getting overly drunk and overly high to a point only Lakewood graduates can obtain.

Wow Kris was lakewood level wasted last night

by Ricky Bobby2132453 December 5, 2014

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by Sike joe December 9, 2016

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by Largewand April 14, 2020

Lakewood

A small town in South Western New York where there’s absolutely nothing to do but drink excessively, smoke loads of weed or go to the local Wegmans. It’s a town where everyone knows everybody and you can’t do jack shit without someone knowing your business. Every now and then you’ll find a decent human being, but other than that it consists of rich white kids, or not so rich white trash. If you are considering moving here, don’t. Unless you want to to be bored shitless. There’s a mini golf course tho… whoop de doo.

Teenager 1: Hey let’s hangout
Teenager 2: What do you wanna do?
Teenager 1: Let’s drive around to waste my gas!
Teenager 2: Good idea, we are in Lakewood after all!

by meganthescallion September 7, 2021

Lakewood dallas gangs

there are only two gangs in lakewood, dallas. Snake Gang and DTA roam area near dollar tree. DTA is known to be bigger and better. There is about 10 of them and there was once a gang fight between the two of them. DTA won.

tyler: man, those dta kids beat up the snake gang.
jim: yeah those lakewood dallas gangs are savage.

by fghjkhgsfghsj March 21, 2022

Lakewood Catholic Academy

A private catholic elementary/middle school located in Lakewood Ohio. It's full of selfish, prissy, little girls and boys who don't know how to control themselves and think they can do whatever they want.

You learn absolutely nothing in Health or Social Studies. Gym will destroy your GPA. 5th-7th grade Math will be hell if you don't get in the "advanced" class. Art class is fun but will always get ruined by brats who only think of themselves and you will contract tinnitus from all the yelling and screaming.

"Do you remember how bad Lakewood Catholic Academy was?"
"Oh yea. I'm surprised I still managed to pass the 8th grade after that hell-hole."

by Sprinklez_Bun20 September 6, 2022