Langholm

Unfortunate town in the south of Scotland. Really a lost part of Cumbria, this township lacks genetic diversity and humour. Famed for fat men riding horses up a hill, the fact that a famous person once drove through and that their rugby team once won a half without the need for performance-enhancing alcohol.
"Nah, a dae 'hink sae..."
"Aye, nah, a ken, nah a dae 'hink sae..."

Cheif of the Defence Staff: "We need a new nuclear testing ground".

Aide "Have you heard of Langholm?"

by Steve648 August 25, 2008

langhorne

A kick ass suburb of Philly. Most people hang out at the Route 1 Pub which is f'in awesome (F blue fountain diner). Open all night and a hard place to get kicked out of if your drunk, trust me. Most people go to Neshaminy High which is a sweet place to go to high school (F COUNCIL ROCK, the girls are bitches). Langhorne is a big enough place where there is shit to do every weekend but everyone seems to know everyone (nice).

Matt: Wanna go to the Pub?
Jay: Which one?
Matt: Langhorne!!!
Matt and Jay: TITS.

by Con Man October 3, 2005

LangHole

Langford British Columbia. In reference to the shit stain in BC's pants. the asshole of Canada.

Belmont Senior Secondary is soooo Langhole!

by Mack45678 July 3, 2007

lanching

a play in rugby, similar to a rolling maul, where every forward binds on to the ball carrier creating an unstoppable rush similar to that of an avalanche

Shanahan Rugby is the finest lanching team in Chester County and possibly the United States. Ben Green is to lanching what Bill Gates is to Windows.

by Ben Green June 6, 2007

lanch

to cum on a girl's chest (aka her tits) so it looks like an avalanche

I love to lanch Alex. It's funner than getting a blumpkin

Ben lanched Alex so hard she had to change her shirt.

by asbc November 11, 2010

Lachonas

Ball Sack, Testicle, Nuts, Balls

I bounced my big lachonas on her face and that's how she got a black eye.

by BooberDrivers September 19, 2017

lanchenbi

Lanchenbi, the cute, caring,loving girl she is the most precious gift that God have gives onces she care for the person she will be always there for them. but if someone cheat with her she will never be the before one to the person

Lanchenbi is the most caring friend ever I had met

by anonymous November 24, 2021