Langholm

Unfortunate town in the south of Scotland. Really a lost part of Cumbria, this township lacks genetic diversity and humour. Famed for fat men riding horses up a hill, the fact that a famous person once drove through and that their rugby team once won a half without the need for performance-enhancing alcohol.
"Nah, a dae 'hink sae..."
"Aye, nah, a ken, nah a dae 'hink sae..."

Cheif of the Defence Staff: "We need a new nuclear testing ground".

Aide "Have you heard of Langholm?"

Langholm by Steve648 August 25, 2008

langholz joke 

An extremly obvious joke that is so corny and not funny you just cant help laughing.

You were walking down the street and you said "A, -u!" but i didnt know if you were talking to me or gold.

langholz joke by Eric Wood, Matt Talyor, Kyle Farrell May 7, 2004

LangHole 

Langford British Columbia. In reference to the shit stain in BC's pants. the asshole of Canada.

Belmont Senior Secondary is soooo Langhole!

LangHole by Mack45678 July 3, 2007

langholtz 

The cheese that accumulates at the bottom of one's nutsack after running 3.1 miles.

Dude, this langholtz smells funky as shit.

langholtz by The main Puerto Rico Sensation August 2, 2010