premium laptop

Someone who is an absolute weapon and should be avoided at all costs

*Reuben dabs*
*Luke whips*
*Lucas* you two are absolute premium laptops

by Longdong11 September 24, 2017

Dell Laptop

Dell Inspiron. The Dell Inspiron (/ˈɪnspɪrɒn/ IN-spirr-on, stylized as inspiron) is a computer product line produced by Dell as a range of affordable laptop computers, desktop computers and all-in-one computers.

Wow, let's buy a Dell Laptop!!!

by DictionaryWifi February 18, 2019

Laihoism

Severe idol worship of Alexi Laiho

nobody: are you guys religious?
sadperson1: atheistt
sadperson2: atheist.
someone: ALEXIIII
someonebody: DUDE NO CRACK -consfiscates-
nobody: and is that even a religion??!?
someone: yes, Laihoism.
someone: you know it's perfectly healthy, but i lied..

by lien : 0-0) April 26, 2008

Laptop

A small portable computer used mainly for pornography

i love my laptop, it's mobile porn

by arman patatanyan September 28, 2013

lactocracy

The philosophy of a governing agency, or leaders of a group of underlings or trainees, whereby the governing agency/leaders deliberately coddle and infantalize the citizens and/or underlings/trainees, based on the assumption that people should never experience any stress, should never stretch themselves in the pursuit of excellence, and should never, essentially, be weaned from the breast. Ever. This is especially prominent among irritating helicopter-parent training directors in psychiatry today.

RLF: "Hey Barb, I am still fuming that the assistant training director sent an email to all the residents telling them to look at other fellowships, and not just ours! What the heck? Why did she do that?"

Barb D: "Well, Bob, you know our reputation for really pushing the residents to become the best they can be. That puts us at odds with the current lactocracy in control of the department. Duh."

by Drs. Heather and McNamara June 16, 2011

lainovoz

''Lainovoz'' from Bulgarian to English means ''shit-truck'', it delivers shit all over the world!

''Lainovoz'' can be used to offend a person too.

''Don Kris e lainovoz'' - bulgarian saying
''Kriss the Don is a shittruck'' - english saying

by babushkakriskodona February 3, 2013

labtop

A word that inexperienced college freshmen (most often girls) call their new laptops.

College Freshman: I just got my new labtop, it's awesome!
Experienced Geek: Laptop.
College Freshman: Yeah, that's what I said! Labtop!

by mortimer jones October 4, 2005