Kris Kringle

The act of farting on your own ball sack.

Yukon Cornelius was the first man to ever successfully give himself a kris kringle.

Kris Kringle by Beck C Men December 1, 2010

Kringle 

There are several variations of "kringle."

Kringle (n.): to give a reach around to Santa Claus or a member of his immediate family.

Kringling (v.): the act of giving a reach around to Santa Claus or a member of his immediate family. Example: This Christmas, I will be kringling the night away.

Kringled (v.): the definition for this word is censored by the U.S. government.

Kringley (adverb): to be "in the mood" for a kringle. Example: Every time I wear a Santa suit, I feel all kringley.

You may also "kringle" yourself or receive a "kringle," provided you are wearing a Santa suit.

These words were coined on The Skiffy and Fanty Show in their Torture Cinema episode on The Christmas Dragon.

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, right before she kringled him.

Kringle by Anonymous Podcaster December 16, 2018

Danish Kringle 

External cum shot; Act of ejaculating on an anus and having the semen present on it. Similar too a Creampie the main difference being the cum is shot on to instead of in strictly an anus.

"... then pulling out and finishing right on their asshole, i had created the perfect Danish Kringle!"

Danish Kringle by Dankest memer 420 December 18, 2018

krangler 

- adjective, noun, verb, adverb, pronoun, conjunction, gerund, infinitive, etc.

1. a blanket term used to describe pretty much anything and everything, usually in positive context, though it's use is universal; similar to the word "marklark" used in the television show South Park, specifically the Starvin' Marvin in Space episode.

-Related forms
krangled
krangly
krangling

I was walking down the street and some krangler flipped me off.

I just krangled this guy in this game. It was sweet!

Your shirt looks kind of krangly. You sure you want to wear it?

Do you want to go krangling with me later?

krangler by Jack Rabbit Slim November 4, 2007

Kris Kringled 

A word describing a item Santa Clause tears up.

Did you hear about what happened to Johnny?

No, what.

He took his wish list to Santa and it got Kris Kringled

Kris Kringled by Lar095070 October 25, 2015

kringle 

v. To cringe at the thought of participating in any lame holiday events.

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I kringle when I think of singing carols at the homeless shelter. It makes me think of my own bleak childhood. So many bad "Drummer Boy" renditions at the home. Hadn't we suffered enough?

kringle by gnostic 1 December 14, 2012

kongleflab

Kongleflab is the ball sak without the balls inside of it.

"Dude i totaly got testicular cancer last night... and i had to get my balls removed so now all thats left is a kongleflab."

"awwww... dude that liks."

kongleflab by Tharcace -the impaler- July 12, 2005