Klaused

To ridicule another or a situation without knowledge that the gag or play is in actual fact on one self

Tom was klaused by Debbie's attempt to create good humor on the conference.

by StrawberryMan June 4, 2011

klause

A German kid who does not have friends. Gets roasted for everything he says and is called a nazi.

That dude standing next to hitler and pitor is such a klause.

by Meme42069 April 20, 2017

Krouse Factor

The seduction of girls by using your pseudo skills to grab a cheap date. Usually it is applied when you are in desperate need of a girlfriend, and only want a temporary partner.

Synonyms include: player, baller, and man whore.

Look at Greg over there! He's totally using the Krouse Factor on that innocent girl.

by ...Cody B... June 11, 2008

Klose

klose (rhymes with "lose"): klosing, klost

v: to klose: to forget something temporarily, until memory is triggered. Memories that cannot be retrieved are forgotten; memories that can be retrieved until a reminder is given are merely klost. See also: deklose

Origin: from "key" (ME "keye" via OE "cǣg") + "lose" (ME "losen" via OE "leosen" / Goth "fraliusan"); to lose as one loses one's keys (id est, temporarily), hence key-lose or klose.

1. Oh no! My sister's birthday was yesterday and I totally klost it!

2. Don't klose that you said you'd pick Timmy up after soccer tonight. Remember the last time you klost to pick him up and he waited for hours!

by Smashing Dan July 21, 2009

@klauses_slave

@klauses_slave is a TikTok editor who posts about “The Vampire Diaries” as well as “The Originals” and “Legacies”. Gaining over 2000 followers she/he/they has many followers and viewers and for very good reason she/he/they has very likeable content.

The TikTok editor @klauses_slave

by olivia5986 February 19, 2022

Khouse

A house where weird sexual fetishes are acted out. Especially the ones who get turned on by the intake of feces. Such houses have been found all over the world, most recently in norway. Allthough it is not illegal, it is most disturbing.

Do you want to go over to the local Khouse tonight? Our Khouse got outed, people ate too much shit

by Fardin October 17, 2008

klouned

To kloun. The result of partying excessively with copious amounts of alcohol, possibly mixed with excessive amounts of adderall followed by many dabs/bong rips. In certain instances, significant quantities of sugary candy, pastries, burritos and/or pizza will be consumed once the klouning has commenced. When one goes so hard he is unable to dekloun at any rate that would be acceptable by societal standards.

Bill: Dude Kloun went really hard last night.
Reid: Yeah man, he got so klouned he couldn't even make it out to the Hangee Upee.
Bill: Have you ever seen the kloun go so hard he couldn't make it to the Hangee Upee?
Reid: Nolo bro.

by George Klouny August 12, 2013