Keiosu

The most sexiest thing to come to earth since Bob Dole

Girl 1: Oh my god, it's Keiosu!
Girl 2: Let's go have his children
Keiosu: One at a time please.

by Matt September 16, 2004

Kaioshin

Kaioshin (or supreme Kai, in the english dub of DBZ, of the dragonball series), is the supreme overseer of the entire universe, his vision allows him to see any event taking place anywhere in the universe. His "kai kai" technique allows him to teleport to anywhere in the universe regardless of whether or not a ki signature is there.

He can also summon any material in the universe in any shape at will into thin air, he can also read the mind of anyone in the universe. He uses the name "Shen" to enter in the world material arts tournament.

The name 'Kai', refers to an overseer, or ruler, the grand kai, oversees the 4 universal quadrant Kais (north, east, south, and west) and those Kai's watch over their region of the universe.

Kaioshin is not as strong as the saiyans, but he has vast knowledge and unique abilities.

by kyle.biddle December 29, 2010

Chuck Klosterman

Kinda famous author that criticizes American pop-culture.
Though strewn throughout his works you may be reminded of a pre-teen boy with a big vocabulary, who has an alright life but wishes it was worse so he can complain about it more in his blog.
:D

"I like Chuck Klosterman's writings. They're funny and satiric n all, I just wish he wasn't so almost annoyingly depressing at times."

by Haydoom December 22, 2008

Kiosaurus

A (usually) wild Pokemon. Kiosaurus - which evolves into Kiozilla - is a fire type Pokemon that is often found in forests, and the occasional cave. It's attacks are powerful, but water works very good against it. It comes out at night, or in the early-morning hours, and will sometimes flee from a battle after a few rounds. It is suggested to use an Ultra Ball, or Masterball, to catch this Pokemon.

"A WILD KIOSAURUS appeared!"
"Go, Noodles! Noodles used BUBBLES! It's super-effective!"
"Kiosaurus used FLAMETHROWER!"
"Noodles fainted!"

by Setio August 4, 2007

kloska

A stupid last name of fucking awesome german people. Kloska's usually give free rimjobs and love it in the ass but are not gay.

"you are such a kloska!"

by soccerpro006 December 16, 2011

kloosterman

Coolest person in the entire world. Also goes by kloo.

That kloosterman!

by KDOG July 19, 2012

Kilios

Boi who cried happily over not finding his name but guess what bitch?-

*cri*

*Kilios falls to knees while crying*

thAnk gOd

by Heartbroken Doll September 4, 2018