kinky fuckery

Kinky fuckery is Bdsm, Bondage, basically every fun version of non-vanilla sex. Hell yeah.

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by MissyluvsBane September 30, 2013

Kinky

It's doing extreme or out of the ordinary things for sexual pleasure

Dude, Julia loves to play good cop bad cop during sex!
Haha, that's so kinky!

by Beatboxxer456 June 9, 2013

Kinky Cactus

Something that has unclean and distasteful qualities. In a social situation and have unfavorable characteristics something that you wouldn't want to be.

Morgan is not only a Kinky Cactus, but also a DSKC
dude! did you see that Kinky Cactus yesterday? yeah, she's weird....

by a67Aperture January 9, 2013

Kinky Hitler

When you gas someone using your fart during sex

Man Jess really pulled a badass kinky hitler on Hans last night

by umpsfi September 3, 2019

Krinky

An abbreviation for the Krinkov rifle, otherwise known as the AKS-74U designed by Mikhail Kalashnikov.

A true soviet can squat for hours with his drinky in one hand and his Krinky in the other.

by GetKrinky545 December 18, 2020

Kinky Human

That one homo-sapien that’s just absurdly kinky. If a kink exists, they will most likely have it.

An ordinary human: “Dude that kinky human is so kinky”
Another human: “They probably have every kink to exist”

by AnOrdinaryHuman February 15, 2021

kinky bum sex

When two homeless bums make the beast with two backs.

One homeless guy will slide his hard throbbing cock into another guys tight arsehole, then thrust in and out, getting harder and faster until he blows his load. One up the bum, no harm done.

In the afterglow of this kinky bum sex, one hobo will then ask "spare some change" and the other will invariably reply "get a job, you bum".

Not to be confused with kinky butt sex, which involves perverted sexual acts performed on chain smokers while they're puffing away, using the dying butt of one cigarette to light the next.

Unable to deal with the City's ongoing housing problems, our fearless municipal leaders have brought in marketers to promote homelessness as a valid lifestyle choice. They're not "homeless people", they're "people experiencing homelessness" and their lifestyle promoted as one of kinky bum sex as people experiencing homelessness will do anything to keep warm.

by bitchuck October 23, 2023