klepto-nazism

Definition: Klepto-Nazism is a modern political phenomenon in which authoritarian regimes combine nationalist or chauvinist rhetoric with the systematic theft of state resources, the suppression of freedoms, and the maintenance of power through propaganda, fear, and corruption. Author: Zeljko Jovanovic

The regime’s mix of nationalist propaganda, systemic corruption, and brutal suppression of dissent is a textbook case of modern klepto-nazism.

by Fantast August 14, 2025

Klepto Hodiak

A person who compulsively pockets items that don’t belong to them at mass collects and deposits in multiple spots in thier neigherhbor hood.

My klepto hodiak roommate filled up three of my neighbors sheds with my electronics

by Ronin boom bostic November 6, 2025

pepto klepto

someone who has the runs all the time so they're always using up all your pepto bismol.

Dude you're such a pepto klepto stop eating so much spicy mexican food and you wouldn't have to use all my pepto bismol.

by ravencrow neversmiles May 4, 2011

Lighter Klepto

One who, despite not having any other klepto tendencies, will habitually pocket other people's cigarette lighters. Typically this unconscious act of thievery happens after a weed session. The number one reason a BIC lighter will often pass through 20 other owners before it's spent.

<Potential smoker fumbles through pockets, loaded bowl of ganja waiting on the table>

Where is that lighter!?

Oh yeah, Trey was smoking here earlier. That dude is a lighter klepto.

Better keep an eye out next time. Now I gotta walk to the fucking store in the rain.

by dismalvoyage October 18, 2008

Intellectual Klepto

a coworker who steals the idea(s) of cowork of others and later presents them as their own.

1. I loved your graphic so much I copied it and used in in my ad, I am such an Intellectual Klepto.
2. John the Intellectual Klepto, wanted me to steal a web form from abc.com
3. I am such an Intellectual Kelpto, I stole this graph from bob's presentation.

by txSpiderman September 19, 2006

Cock-klepto

1. One who will beg borrow and steal to get cock.
2. a girl who steals another girls boyfriend.

Ex. Jolene is a striaght up cock-klepto. That trifilin ho stole brad from me !

by Nyneduce April 27, 2006

disc klepto

one who steals disc excessively while at ultimate tournaments

Guy 1: Thats a fuckin' awesome disc, where did you find that thing?
Guy 2: I stole it from that Ultimate team while they weren't looking, I stole other discs from other teams too.
Guy 1: You're have a problem you disc klepto.

by nickalf February 2, 2009