Kerpeshwanga

The inability to speak like Kermit the frog

When i couldn't do the impression of Kermit , i realized that I suffered from kerpeshwanga

by Tiffany Josafine July 9, 2017

Kemper Moment

When you says something stupid ,randomly,when you are with the bros

Kemper had a kemper moment when talked about smells in the restaurant.

by [e-mail] March 14, 2020

Kemper Evans

A name for a male meaning superior in looks. Kemper is what you would call someone who is extremely hot. A kemper is often funny and has a huge package.

Damn he is almost as hot as Kemper Evans

by People definer56 September 15, 2021

kemesha

A very beautiful , smart , sensitive, outgoing woman. She can be unpredictable, which leads to you wanting to know more of her. Only a very few people know her, but a lot know of her. She’s a keeper and one who loves her family and surroundings. Her personality speaks the most about her because “kemesha” often is an independent go getter.

Kemesha is beautiful.

by Gia2323 November 22, 2021

Tom Kempe

A short way if saying a person has a small penis. Named after a man who had a very small penis and died while masturbating.

Oh man, you have a Tom Kempe

by LukeJames3221 November 19, 2015

Kempsey

Kempsey is a village in Worcester.
Kempsey is from ‘kempsy eye’ and the ‘kempsy’ island.
Home town to people like G0LDMAN and mc burfz.

Kempsey is worth around £7.50
Kempsey is located in Worcester which is apparently one of the safest cities in England!
Post code: WR5

Friend: yo where you from g
You: oh, kempsey enit

Friend: we need to link
You: yeah bet

by Kempsey ends December 10, 2019

Edmund Kemper

Edmund Kemper was a serial killer largely active during the 1980's. He mainly killed prostitutes. His first victims were his grandparents that he shot when he was fifteen. He grew to be 6 foot 9.

He is most well known for killing his mother. Kemper beat her to death, then beheaded her and used her severed head for oral sex. Afterwords he shoved her vocal chords down the garbage disposal.

Goth kid 1:"Dude I hate my mom..."

Goth kid 2: "Woa dont go all Edmund Kemper on me"

by Mr_Macabre March 22, 2009