A very inexpensive beer purchased and consumed by trailer trash and frat boys everywhere. Probably manufactured in prison toilets.
Matt: "Hey Ryan, I have a couple of bucks. Enough for some Keystone! Let's go get wasted and make out with each other!"
by Ice Cold January 22, 2005
Get the keystone mug.Full of a bunch of obnoxious people, a lot of rich people live here who think they are privileged just because they have more money, a lot of people are turning gay because you cant trust anyone out of your sex. All the 14 year olds are going out and having sex because we have nothing better to do. Mainly all the popular girls have a thigh gap bigger than the Grand Canyon and get mad when they dont get the new iPhone 7. Full of rednecks also and a bunch of Trump supporters. The only good thing about Keystone is when you get to leave.
We dont even have to go to Arizona to see the Grand Canyon, we can just look at her thighs! - people of Keystone Heights
by Idekjustmadethistopostsomethin January 19, 2017
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A fart trapped in a toilet by its lid and discovered later by an unsuspecting user.
Named after the keystone miners of Pennsylvania who would go deep in the coal mines and shit in buckets. The smell would linger long after the mines would be closed.
Named after the keystone miners of Pennsylvania who would go deep in the coal mines and shit in buckets. The smell would linger long after the mines would be closed.
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Get the keystone light mug.pretty much the BEST place on the planet. there atleast one park in almost every state. the Java NewYork park is basically the best place on earth. Its not just a campground, its more of a resort vacation spot. At the newyork location, there are chalets(my favorite), cabins, and trailer/rv spots. there is an activity center where fun things go on every day, a ranger station with a conveniance store/gift shop and gameroom. There is a large pond stocked wioth fish, a beach, and an amazing outdoor pool. it is yogi-bear themed, which is sweeeet. alot of people think its stupid when they see the yogi bear part of it, but honestly, its like the disney world effect: it makes u feel happy by seeing things u might of liked when u were little. but its not like corny and dumb. its really subtle. and the campground is beautiful..i love this place sooo much
"have you ever been to yogi bear;s jellystone park"
"*starts to cry*"
"whats wrong???!?!?"
"i love that place so much..i wish i lived there"
"*starts to cry*"
"whats wrong???!?!?"
"i love that place so much..i wish i lived there"
by in love with October 14, 2006
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"Keystone can! Where's a Keystone can when you need one?"
"Keystone can! Where's a Keystone can when you need one?"
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