Keesie

When you’re trash at online games and give no comms

“Bro, this dude is straight dog water”
“Yeah, this dude keesie af”

by SmallsBiggie November 6, 2021

Keese

A person you should kiss, make out with and do naughty things with each other.

Keese is so hot he needs kisses and loved

by anonymous June 8, 2022

chelmsford keester

a variety of meat that's butchered exclusively in the merrimack valley originating from the zebra species native to the intersection of butt hinge road and knob hill drive in chelmsford, ma. boston butt refers to pork shoulder whereas chelmsford keester refers to a literal zebra's ass. go figure

*at star market* "hey man do you have any boston butt?"
"nah man we're fresh out of boston butt butt we just got stocked up on chelmsford keester}"
"aw yeah kid we're having a family barbecue that'd be perfect"

by reggieXray May 20, 2020

Keester

a christian that only goes to church on Christmas and Easter

We have to get to church early on Christmas to get seats or all the Keesters will get them.

by not a keester January 13, 2008

keester it

to forcibly insert into rectum in order to conceal.

John hurry up and keester it, before customs get here!

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

Keespedia

It's when you bring up incorrect, invalid, and inaccurate information from your own ass

or;
alternative facts, lies, and know it all

Example 1:
A hater would say: Shai Gourmet is not a good cook book
A reply: according to what! Keespedia!

Example2:
says who? Kesspedia!!

by Ibrahim zainal July 10, 2019

Keester

anus pie chode with a poop angus

the keester was very very smelly

by keester beans August 11, 2003