Kardashians

A messed up family that nobody really cares about except lame middle-aged women with no life.

Mike: Dude does anybody even care about the Kardashians?
George: Only your mom, dude.

by yuareyou August 5, 2012

Kardashian

A celebrity who is both worthless and meaningless.

I'd follow Kim and her husband but she is such a Kardashian.

by funguy10 May 7, 2015

Kardashian

A beautiful nobody........famous only thanks to physical attributes and free exposure via the internet.

Seems like everyday the world is in love with the latest Kardashian ....what have we become ?

by 2m8rh8r February 24, 2010

Kardashian

A family of plastic ass people who get attention almost everyday 24/7 365 days in a year. Family became famous after one daughter (Kim) released a sex tape.

Man, it's irritating to see a Kardashian!

by miiREEEE April 11, 2016

kardashian

kardashian: When you deflate enough of the air out of your blow up doll to roll up the upper torso like a tube of toothpaste, leaving nothing but over-inflated buttocks and legs.

He had to kardashian his love doll so he could see less of what he was doing. It was the only way he could get his rocks off.

by ray leonicus January 5, 2015

kardashian

Verb: to become a superstar, simply by virtue of proclaiming oneself a superstar. Oh, and a strategically released sex tape never hurts.

Nobody knew who he was, until he Kardashianed himself.

by mulhollandmaestra July 22, 2011

Kardashians

An oberpopularized, messed up family that nobody really gives a shit about except middle-aged women.

Mike: Does anybody really care about the Kardashians?
George: Only your mom.

by manyou August 5, 2012