kale-bag

A person who mindlessly adopts society's health, exercise, or diet trends, often blithely engaging in irrational consumer behaviors merely to conform to what social media or particular health club acquaintances claim to be effective for accomplishing fitness goals, but in reality reflecting nothing more than a douchebag who "yearns to belong" by proclaiming to be into "healthy living" (i.e., a kale-bag).

Idiot person on conformi-zombie diet: "I had a delicious and nutritious kale, quinoa, and goat cheese emu-egg omelette for breakfast!"
Reasonable person: "You are a frickin' kale-bag."

Person who baselessly claims to be a "runner": "My IT band injury escalated after that 5K; I'm going to be using the foam roller for the rest of the day!"
Actual runner: "You frickin' kale-bag."

Crossfit freak: "I did 50 squat-jump-burpee-lunges and 20 kettle bell jump-pullup-lifts, and then I went to Whole Foods to get a kale shake."
Person who uses brain: "Congratulations! You're a kale-bag!"

by Peachdog Jones December 13, 2013

kaleah

a beautiful person with deep dark brown eyes and hair. that person has an amazing personality and sometimes can be the best person on earth. she/he can be annoying but, you love them i love them everyone needs a kaleah in their. i just happy to have one right by my side.

person 1-i wish i had a kaleah

person 2-me too, they're so awesome

by cutemaster2 August 2, 2014

kaele

A sweet girl who can come off as tacky and spoiled, until you get to know her. She has a delicate heart and breaks down easily, and though she may sound harmless, if you get on her bad side, she will do everything possible to make your life a living hell.

Person 1: Hey Allen? I’m going on a date with Kaele tonight.
Allen: DON’T YOU DARE BREAK HER HEART.

by LeafpoolNight August 3, 2019

Kaelynn

Kaelynn will say that she is ugly but she is one of the most gorgeous people you have ever met. She is so sweet and easy to know. She wears her heart on her sleeve so you know when to cheer her up. She is so sweet and when you are alone with her she is not afraid to be weird. She is afraid to be judged even though she is the best person you will ever meet. If you lose her you lost something amazing. She is the most selfless person ever and hates when people in her life are sad. She always wants to be around you and have positive energy.

Dylan- shes amazing. Who is that?
Elaina- That's kaelynn my bestfriend.

by fire_breathing_rubber_duckies August 18, 2020

Kalea

Kalea is a beautiful, smart funny, and insane girl. She is the kind of girl that everyone wants to be around, except for the haters. Kalea always has a boyfriend, and is an eye-catcher. Those boys are honored to have Kalea. While Kalea is very funny, she is also insane. She is kind of evil, but also very kind. See? Weird. Also, no one should mess with Kalea, because she is very fierce. There are many mysteries about Kalea. Maybe you might meet one in you life!

Boy 1: Hey, I think I am gonna ask Kalea out. Do you think she'll say yes?
Boy 2: Uummm. No. I am already dating her.
Boy 1: Dang it.
Boy 3: Dang it.
Boy 4: Dang it.
Boy 5: Dang it.
Boy 6: Dang it.
Boy 7: Dang it.
Boy 8: Dang it.
Boy 9: Dang it.
etc.

by anaandbh June 1, 2018

Kalea

Kalea a girl who is very sporty very pretty and beautiful. She is smart and very brave. She is loved by every one especially boys. Kalea is a person who is amazing in language arts but not very good at math. She is a girl who is very popular and funny.

Boy: Look there`s Kalea. She is the cutest girl ever.
Boy`s friend: Yea she is.

by HATER1315 June 18, 2016

Kaeleigh

A girl who is utterly perfect. Possesses an amazingly beautiful voice. Her face is undeniably marvelous. She can truly be defined as the epitome of perfection.

Example 1:
Guy: I wish I could get someone like a Kaeleigh but she's too good for me

Example 2:
Dude: Do you hear that beautiful singing?!

Dude 2: Yeah that's Kaeleigh!

by If0n1ySh3Kn3w May 30, 2013