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Kung Fu Kenny 

Kung Fu Kenny is a character played by actor Don Cheadle in the acclaimed Rush Hour 2 film, starring Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker. Kung Fu Kenny is an African American male who runs his own Chinese restaurant, which is a front for the illegal gambling activity that he host in the back. It is a clear indication that Kung Fu Kenny is submerged deep into the Chinese culture by his his clothing fashion, being fluent in Mandarin and his Kung Fu skills. 16 years later from the time of the Rush Hour 2 movie, Kung Fu Kenny made a reprisal as the alter ego of music artist, Kendrick Lamar in his new music video, DNA. The music video co-starred Don Cheadle as the detective who held Kung Fu Kenny for questioning under a lie detector test. The scene is a revamped mirror image of the movie, " The Day The Earth Stood Still", starring Keanu Reeves.
KUNG FU KENNY - How you gonna come up here and jam me up like this, James? You embarrassed me in front of my wife, my kids out there...

JAMES CARTER - Kenny, you embarrassing yourself. You a black man with a Chinese restaurant on Crenshaw.
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Kung Fu death grip

(masculine) tech. jargon on porn set - when a male actor on porn set is unable to acheive an erection, he pinches the base of his penis very hard so blood cannot get out.
e.g. Come on, John, you dragon master motherfucker, do that Kung Fu death grip and let's shoot the scene again from top.

Kung Fu Virus 

45’s special pet name for the Coronavirus.
Yes, my devoted MAGA people, the Kung Fu Virus slipped in from China and has tried to knock us off our feet, but thank God - who incidentally is on our side - Republicans are anointed and made immune to this slanty-eyed and stealthy plague so we don’t need to wear any of those ugly facial masks!
Kung Fu Virus by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2020

Kung Fu Hustle 

An awesome movie. Just completely awesome. Everything about it: the action, the humor, and best of all, the Axe Gang.
Roth: "Hey, did you know the Lion's Roar can be done with a speaker?"

Alistair: "No kidding!"
Kung Fu Hustle by Blackwood July 4, 2005

Kung fu treachery 

When a fiendish master uses the holy art of Kung Fu to partake in evil or corrupt activity against another master of Kung Fu.
"Jeffersons death was a result of Kung Fu treachery by the grand master Wu on his quest for World domination that will plunge the world into darkness."

Kung fu panda 

When you and your buddies drink a ton of beer and snort a ridiculous amount of cocaine .. You then sneak into the zoo at night and attack the panda bears with various martial arts moves
Tom: hey what happened to you guys last night Dave: dude!.. We got all wasted and got arrested doing the Kung fu panda

Kung Fu Panda 

The coolest movie ever filled with funny laughs and great humor. Best line is
Kung Fu Panda: "AHHH!!!! My Tenders!!!"