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Kristopher

The best person in the whole world! Even better than Dominic!
His name is kristopher.
by My Device May 28, 2018
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Kris Kristofferson

A singer and songwriter. Known as one of the greatest songwriters of all time. He has achieved many awards and nominations. Kris has wrote songs such as Sunday Mornin' Comin' Down, Me and Bobby McGee and Loving Her Was Easier (Than Anything I'll Ever Do Again)
"Damn, Kris Kristofferson can sure write a mean song!"
by Mr. Marino March 29, 2021
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Krystoffer

Krystoffer is a very unique name that 1 out of million spell it like that
They are very shy at first and will only talk if talken to but when they get comfortable with you they turn out to be the funniest and one with the most unique thoughts. When there around they liven up the mood and if youre realationshiply connected to them they are the most thoughtful and will make you smile as soon as they do. They have the type of smile to make anyone smile. They can be only a little jealous if you make them feel they need to be that way but no matter what there always there for you. When they get hyped up they fr get hyped up and could make you die laughing. If you find a krystoffer keep him, they are one in a million , there personality just like there name.
girl "Youre my world krystoffer"
boy "Bitch you better not b lien" when imphises
Girl "theres no one in the world like you"
Boy "fucking better think that, but i love you to mf"
by Gabby Krystoffer November 25, 2021
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Kristopher

Kristopher is the best thing that could ever happen to you, he's honest, he's trustworthy, loving and chivalrous not to mention he's outrageously sexy and hot.
He always finds a solution for everything and if he can't find it you can just hug him until the storm passes because his hugs are addictive !!
He always loves and protects his family and, if he considers you part of his family you are the luckiest person in the universe.
Not loving Kristopher should be illegal..

Only if your first name starts with "E"
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Kristofer

That one friend that somehow knows everything about history, science, math, and computers. Literally took 462,000 lasers to the face at once without moving, but put him in a conversation with the opposite sex and he runs away faster than you can sea. Never knows if he's being charming or being an ass. Doesn't care. Could kill you in 40 different ways if you give him the chance.
Kristofer: Actually, the 10th digit of pi is 5.
Girl: *walks up*
Friend: Oh hey (insert girl name here)! How are ya?
Girl: Fine, just need some help with my Algebra, but I don't think Kristofer's here today.
Friend: What? Don't be- oh holy shit.
Kristofer: *running* nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope
Friend: There he goes.
by Red-Kun September 5, 2016
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Cristoffer

Cristoffer is a norwegian name, someone named Cristoffer has a big dick.
I was playing soccer with Cristoffer today!
by Loliplay October 14, 2019
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Kristopher

one with kindness in their heart", "a gentle soul", and "one who is dearly loved" & "one with many piercings.
"Kristopher is so sweet"!;
"Forget that look at all of those piercings"!
by Afton Runner July 6, 2010
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