Juju Eyeballs

When your eyes become tired, red, and/or bloodshot after smoking weed . A reference to a line from "Come Together" by The Beatles .

Mark: "Yo, I hope someone brought eye drops. We gotta go get some food and I'm afraid of getting caught."

Billy: "I hope so too. I got mad Juju Eyeballs right now."

by Netflix and Grill August 3, 2019

My JuJu Game

My JuJu game is basically a very funny reference to the game in roblox called "My JoJo Game"

Tom: My JoJo Game cutscenes are pretty overrated ngl
James:Yea,My JuJu Game more like Our JuJu Game.
Diavolo: sussy

by omnigus June 14, 2021

bad juju

Any action that has a harmful or bad vibe to it.

Gosipping about Laila can be bad juju.

by hasni June 12, 2017

Bad Juju

A term used to describe eternal, God given bad luck of an unworldly, yet consistently colossal magnitude.

Danny James is running late to work this Morning after feeding the Pony in the early hours of the Morning. He eventually pulls up to his usual parking space in his Ford Fiesta.

Danny James: *Opens car door* Gyuerrrrrrrrrrrp

*A pungent smell pollutes the surroundings of the car park*

Danny James is then noticed by a neighbouring colleague, who is also exiting his vehicle.

The pure sight of Danny James in the early hours of the Morning is enough to invoke a slow head-shake of derision for anyone, but this is promptly interrupted by a mild squelch.

Danny James has indeed stepped in dog shit, immediately after stumbling out of his car. His shift has not even started.

Bad Juju.

by CusHasTheShitsLol October 12, 2021

jujutsutard

A walking W who doesn’t know how to miss usually responds to everyone with “gojo solos”

Bro that last take was a W you lookin like jujutsutard on gojo.

by jujutsutard February 27, 2021

vajayjay juju

1. The unquantifiable magical influences that the vagina exerts over the male psyche.
2. The residual sway a vagina has over a penis after a relationship ends which deters the male from having sex with another female.

"He's going to be single for a while, his ex cast some serious vajayjay juju on him."

by the2percent January 30, 2016

Jujitsu

The art of folding clothes with people still in them

Man with a back bent 90 degrees to the side: I need help
Me: *calls an ambulance

Me: this guy got jujitsu’d

by Santi2309 September 17, 2019