Dirty long jon

Really?....you had to look this up? Very well...pay attention.

A Dirty Long Jon is what you get after assfucking a bitch while smoking a blunt of that good bubba kush so you forget to clean her out and when ya nut and pull out ya got a mix of cum and shit all-over your long Jon.

"That nigga was high as fuck with Kesha last night and pulled a Dirty long Jon"

by SilverWings2018 May 6, 2020

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da'jon

man with large penis and may seem cute and funny but is passionate and serious when you get to know him.Also can be very funny around friends and only trust a handful of people

a funny cute boy da'jon

by themanofthehourireallycntlie August 22, 2011

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Dirty Jon

The act of sticking one’s arm so far up the male’s ass so he continuously vomits

Did ya hear Jeff had a dirty jon last Tuesday?

by 6996dirtysanchez6969 April 12, 2020

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Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

1) A super Pimp
2) A sharp dressed man

1) Here comes a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon
2) You look like a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

by Kermit the Capitalist March 6, 2018

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David Jon

David Jon is like God, he's great at sex, he's daring, funny, talented. He is a badass, he dominates at everything he does, even if it's his first time playing and doesn't even know the rules. David Jon could go against Chuck Norris and kick his ass. He also taught himself to fight like the fighters in the UFC. David Jon does NOT take shit from anybody, and will knock whoever down who talks shit. He has beautiful brown hair and blue/green eyes. He's just amazing.

Why is he so good at everything?
Because he's David Jon!

He's sooo David Jon!!!

by amorbella6 December 17, 2011

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